Fuckamist 

One who sees neither the positive nor the negative in a situation, but would rather just fuck everything.

Person 1 (Pessimist) : "This glass is half empty.."
Person 2 (Optimist) : "No, the glass is half full!"
Person 3 (Fuckamist) : "What a sexy glass, I want to fuck it."

Fuckamist by JohnPorter December 9, 2012

religious fuckamentalist 

A crazy Christian.

A religious fundamentalist who is so deep into their religion that they have crossed over into crazy!

Religious extremists.

I had another one of those religious fuckamentalists knock at my door, trying to convert me. They are so crazy, how could heaven be a great place if they are in it?

religious fuckamentalist by bunnysmama1 August 18, 2011

fuckmaster 3000 

The sacred fuck master 3000 is an extraordinary device used either for extreme penetration of ones vaginal or anal complex or the encasement of a cock. It may also be used by your moth to practice your lickin'n'flickin. Overall the Funkmaster 3000 is the ultimate Christmas gift for your nephews and grandkids!

Julie, I just got the new Fuckmaster 3000 for little Timmy. Oh, he will be so delighted to get it for his birthday!

fuckmaster 3000 by BigDaddy12341234 December 15, 2017

fuckarist/fuckerist 

(noun) Any person(s) who practices and/or studies the arts of Fuckery.

A lifelong learner of all the deceits and various wickedness that come from fuckery, Betsy was truly a fuckarist/fuckerist to the core.

fuckarist/fuckerist by Nikki Stixx May 7, 2021

fuckmitch 

fuckmitch is the point in which someone pisses you off so much for trying to get with a girl that you you like which makes you go off in rage because of what he does, or also defined as someone who acts alot more drunk than they really are.

Example 1: Dude ive been talking to that girl for a month, you are being such a fuckmitch.

Example 2: Dude you have only had 2 beers, your being such a fuckmitch

fuckmitch by Arlington Texass October 18, 2009

Fuckastic

To exclaim that you think it was wonderful or fantasic or to swear when you are angry or upset.

"Oh, my, you look so fuckastic! You make me horny wearing a hot dress."

Fuckastic by Myllezz January 18, 2010

fuckastrophy 

when a highly anticipated sexual encounter goes very awry.

can also be used to describe any bad situation where catastrophy doesn't quite express the gravity

Dude, I finally got becky in bed. Damn, she is smokin' hot.

Then, wouldn't you know it, her fuckin' husband shows up.

What a fuckastrophy

fuckastrophy by jamaram February 27, 2010