Fuck toast

1. You have a real nice lookin piece of toast... and u just want to sex it up all nite long.
2. Instead of just using plain "fuck" you use fuck toast... to put more emphasis on the "fuck", also when something doesnt go your way you say FUCK TOAST and people know that you mean business.
3. A command meaning instead of Fuck off.. you say fuck toast.. because you really want them to have sex with a piece of toast.

1. Melinda... what do u want do to right now?
FUCK TOAST!!!
Ummm may i ask why?
because its sexy!
2. Jude you cant have the keys to my car.
FUCK TOAST!
3. Juaqin im leaving you for Andrew.
GO FUCK TOAST INSTEAD.
maybe u should juaqin... maybe u should

by KaCHOW! January 19, 2009

Cinnamon Toast Fuck

When something surprises you so much you have to yell this out

*Kid walks in on mom and dad doin' the dirty*
"MOM WHAT THE CINNAMON TOAST FUCK??"

by sour bomb July 29, 2024

fuck load of toast

its a term used for measuring large quantitiees of toast

Hey bill, how much toast do you have? Man i have a fuck load of toast

by fuzzy345 January 28, 2011

Fuck me sideways on toast

When being fucked sideways just isn't enough

Doctor: Sorry But you have Herpes
John: Fuck me sideways on toast!

by TMB94squared October 11, 2009

Fuck Taster

When a Woman likes to "taste the fuck". After taking it in multiple areas such as anally or in the vagina. She then likes to suck the mans dick and finds it sexually pleasing to do so. These woman enjoy the taste and in some instances gets them off.

She sucked my dick after pounding her for hours.
Dude shes a fuck taster.

by zshoemaker February 18, 2011

National fuck a toaster day April 24

Fuck a toaster On April 24th

Stick your dick in a toaster for national “fuck a toaster day”

Wow I can’t wait to fuck a toaster on National fuck a toaster day April 24

by KnifePanther April 15, 2021

Toaster Fuck

It's when you stick a dick in a toaster and get off in it and use the semen for your toast. Optionally you can play the danger wank game with it, and set it and try to get off before it pops up.

A: Hey, did you hear that Patrick did a toaster fuck?

B: Did he danger wank it too?

A: Yeah, he's in the hospital with a clogged urethra and 3rd degree burns.

by Esteban Estevez November 15, 2010