2 definitions by Esteban Estevez
Person A: So, I heard that Alfredo and Chris did a Jack-o-lantern last night.
Person B: Really? Ouch. How'd he handle it?
Person A: Yeah, Chris couldn't sit right all day today. He kept going to the bathroom with a bottle of aloe vera
Person B: Really? Ouch. How'd he handle it?
Person A: Yeah, Chris couldn't sit right all day today. He kept going to the bathroom with a bottle of aloe vera
by Esteban Estevez October 31, 2011
It's when you stick a dick in a toaster and get off in it and use the semen for your toast. Optionally you can play the danger wank game with it, and set it and try to get off before it pops up.
A: Hey, did you hear that Patrick did a toaster fuck?
B: Did he danger wank it too?
A: Yeah, he's in the hospital with a clogged urethra and 3rd degree burns.
B: Did he danger wank it too?
A: Yeah, he's in the hospital with a clogged urethra and 3rd degree burns.
by Esteban Estevez November 12, 2010