Fuck shirt

A type of boy who never wears shirts.

Emma: I’m talking to a guy named Tim at the moment and he’s trying to simp me up. He never wears shirts 🥵
Jacob: omg Tim is such a fuck shirt
Abbie: Emma you need a new taste in men you slet
Ari: ew
Emma: **angry in dutch**

by Sletterig April 26, 2020

PUT A FUCKING SHIRT ON

an old persian guy yelling at a guy with no shirt. pronounced sheert.

HEY YOU! PUT A FUCKING SHIRT ON!

by persian man like the cat meow February 11, 2009

fuck me shirt

Size XXS shirt worn by a chick with big tits so she can get fucked. The bigger the tits and the smaller the shirt, the better the fuck me shirt.

Dude #1: yo, did you see that chick?
Dude #2: yeah, I got a bad case of titlash
Dude #3: no shit, that was a mad fuck me shirt she had on.

by soopster December 9, 2008

shirt fucking

When two or more people are wearing the same shirt

DAMMIT TOM you are really shirt fucking me today you knew i was going to wear that

by ACMEMBER August 5, 2012

Shirt fucking

When one or more people in a purely sexual relationship refuse to take their shirt off during intercourse, so as to maintain the mystery should a more personal, intimate relationship develop

Oh for gods sake Peter! Are we shirt fucking again? Just give it up already, I feel we are well suited mature adults. Is it because you have a superfluous nipple?

by Phuk dat April 26, 2017

T shirt Fuck

The definition of this unique and interesting phrase is when you violently have intercourse with a t shirt of your choice.

Bro there was this one time where my dad was watching me T shirt Fuck my Gucci sweater. No cap.

by sistersmasher69 June 12, 2021