fuck half

Describes a woman's body from the waist down. This is where the vagina is located, hence the term "fuck half". Usually referred to when a woman has an excellent waist to hip ratio, i.e. a tiny waist, wide hips, thick thighs, and a round juicy bubble butt.

"Damn! Did you see the fuck half on that broad?"

"Hell yah! She had that proper thickness!"

by subversive_darkness February 25, 2009

Half fuck

Half fuck when she gets off and quits mid fuck

Last night she half fucked me and I went to bed hard

by Hatcit5 July 25, 2020

half fuck

Unfinished, or partially completed fuck.

My girlfriend dismounted me half fuck, all because i bit her nipple off.

by bigheadwillie August 11, 2009

[HALF PAST FUCK]

HALF PAST FUCK is a colourful and expletive measurement of time or hour, most commonly indicating that the time in question is inconvenient or unreasonable to the party making use of the term.

"I had to get up for work at half past fuck this morning to make it to the new job site by 6.30am"

"I really can't be bothered going out tonight boys....I have a massive day on tomorrow and if I go out clubbing I will wind up drinking way too much and I won't get home until half past fuck either...too hard..."

"I got a call at bloody half past fuck last night from some offshore call centre."

by K9Guy October 6, 2009

I don't give half a fuck

To care so little about something that one half of the standard fuck will suffice. Used when you want to make clear that you truely could care less.

Mary: "Do you want to go have sushi or steak?"
Joe: "Whatever, I don't care".
Mary: "Or should we go to Benihana?"
Joe: "I don't give half a fuck! Let's just eat!"

by Jumpingrat September 2, 2008

Holy Fuck and a Half

An expression used when you are beyond pissed off and feel like punching a hole through everything you see and wanting to fucking explode.

Leroy: I just saw your girlfriend wearing some other guys sweatshirt.

Jenkins: holy fuck and a half, I'm going to fucking explode she annoys the living tits out of me

by Harrypotter292949 October 16, 2011

half a fuck

when saying you don't give a fuck isn't sufficient enough, or just because not giving a fuck means you might still give a partial fuck.
could also say a quarter fuck, an eighth of a fuck, three eighths of a fuck, and so on.

Al: Me and Mary finally decided to get married!
Harry: I don't give half a fuck about that.

by Mykropenys September 21, 2016