by JackstickX August 10, 2011
by Grandma linda December 9, 2016
An expression used when you are beyond pissed off and feel like punching a hole through everything you see and wanting to fucking explode.
Leroy: I just saw your girlfriend wearing some other guys sweatshirt.
Jenkins: holy fuck and a half, I'm going to fucking explode she annoys the living tits out of me
Jenkins: holy fuck and a half, I'm going to fucking explode she annoys the living tits out of me
by Harrypotter292949 October 17, 2011
Man1: Dude i was fucked in half last night.
Man2: were you able to drive home?
Man1: fuck drivin, dude. i was having trouble with door knobs.
Man2: were you able to drive home?
Man1: fuck drivin, dude. i was having trouble with door knobs.
by Matt Hurley, Daniel Edson, Elliott Buck January 27, 2008
by JackHammer November 23, 2004
we were drinkin and i got fucked in half
by dildoman December 5, 2007
1- Excessively Drunk or Inebriated.
2-Drunk feeling where one "can not differentiate between an appropriate comment and an inappropriate one, so one says whatever one feels like."
3-Nothing can stop me drunk
2-Drunk feeling where one "can not differentiate between an appropriate comment and an inappropriate one, so one says whatever one feels like."
3-Nothing can stop me drunk
by Vit0o December 20, 2007