K9Guy's definitions
Fish hook- a sexual manoevre in which one person uses a finger or a thumb to form a crudely improvised hook inside the orrifice of another, followed by exerting an outward, stretching pressure on said orrifice.
"Dude, I was in the heat of the moment and I fish hooked my Mrs...didn't she get upset with me! "
"Stick that thumb in my mouth and fish hook me big boy!"
"Stick that thumb in my mouth and fish hook me big boy!"
by K9GUY June 3, 2009
Get the fish hookmug. FUCKTOWN, alternatively spelt as two separate words, is a description of an undesirable place either real or imagined. It generally embodies the worst possibilities and eventualities of the given situation it is applied to.
"If I get to work late again my boss is gonna send me to fucktown"
"I just cant seem to catch a break at the moment, I'm living in the middle of fucktown and it ain't getting better..."
"Mate if you don't stop talking to my girlfriend like that I'm taking you to fucktown, population you!"
"I just cant seem to catch a break at the moment, I'm living in the middle of fucktown and it ain't getting better..."
"Mate if you don't stop talking to my girlfriend like that I'm taking you to fucktown, population you!"
by K9Guy October 6, 2009
Get the FUCKTOWNmug. HALF PAST FUCK is a colourful and expletive measurement of time or hour, most commonly indicating that the time in question is inconvenient or unreasonable to the party making use of the term.
"I had to get up for work at half past fuck this morning to make it to the new job site by 6.30am"
"I really can't be bothered going out tonight boys....I have a massive day on tomorrow and if I go out clubbing I will wind up drinking way too much and I won't get home until half past fuck either...too hard..."
"I got a call at bloody half past fuck last night from some offshore call centre."
"I really can't be bothered going out tonight boys....I have a massive day on tomorrow and if I go out clubbing I will wind up drinking way too much and I won't get home until half past fuck either...too hard..."
"I got a call at bloody half past fuck last night from some offshore call centre."
by K9Guy October 6, 2009
Get the [HALF PAST FUCK]mug. A colloquial term believed to originate in Australia, this appetitive or complimentary term is commonly used in to describe:
- A slick, witty, well presented, and/or attractive person or object.
- It can also be used to describe an innovative approach to a difficult problem, where that solution requires guile, intelligence, or charm.
- An admirable deed or accomplishment.
- A thing of beauty or high value.
- A slick, witty, well presented, and/or attractive person or object.
- It can also be used to describe an innovative approach to a difficult problem, where that solution requires guile, intelligence, or charm.
- An admirable deed or accomplishment.
- A thing of beauty or high value.
"I just got back from that job interview...they asked me a lot of difficult questions and I was getting flustered, but then I took a breath and pulled a griggsy, and they offered me a position on the spot!"
"Did you see that guy that talked to me at the club the other night? He was pretty griggsy, so I gave him my number and we are going out Wednesday night"
"Wow, did you see that guy catch that ball? It looked like he was going to drop it, I don't know how he did it, but he got pretty griggsy on that thing...it was awesome!"
"Isn't Jack's new car totally griggsy?!"
"Did you see that guy that talked to me at the club the other night? He was pretty griggsy, so I gave him my number and we are going out Wednesday night"
"Wow, did you see that guy catch that ball? It looked like he was going to drop it, I don't know how he did it, but he got pretty griggsy on that thing...it was awesome!"
"Isn't Jack's new car totally griggsy?!"
by K9GUY June 1, 2009
Get the GRIGGSYmug. DOWNTOWN FUCKTOWN is the absolute epicentre of fucktown.
Please see fucktown for a further description
Please see fucktown for a further description
"Were gonna take this situation to downtown fucktown here boys if you don't stop sitting on my car..."
"Oh mate is was terrible! She caught me in bed with her best friend....and she took it straight to downtown fucktown...cost me 2 hours in the emergency room with a fractured skull!"
"Oh mate is was terrible! She caught me in bed with her best friend....and she took it straight to downtown fucktown...cost me 2 hours in the emergency room with a fractured skull!"
by K9Guy October 6, 2009
Get the DOWNTOWN FUCKTOWNmug. Fuckchops is a wonderfully adaptable word, which can be used as a term of endearment, an insult, or an adjective.
"Hello fuckchops, how was your day?"
"Listen fuckchops, either you pull your head in or I will pull it off."
"My parents walked in on me going down on my girlfriend last night, and thanks to all the pussy juice when I looked up to see who had opened the door I had a killer set of fuckchops on me."
"Listen fuckchops, either you pull your head in or I will pull it off."
"My parents walked in on me going down on my girlfriend last night, and thanks to all the pussy juice when I looked up to see who had opened the door I had a killer set of fuckchops on me."
by K9GUY June 3, 2009
Get the fuckchopsmug. A term that is strictly used as a description of a uniquely frustrating and difficult personality type, and NOT as a racial slur.
Typically, WOGDUMB describes a person who displays at least one of the following personality traits:
- Despite an obvious lack of intelligence, the person exhibits total belief in their mental capacity and/or clarity of thought.
- Is so dim that they are actually not capable of realising how dim they truly are.
- Has absolutely zero self awareness about the fact that their own words often totally invalidate their own opinion, or whos words effectively argue a viewpoint that they are opposed to.
- Is incapable of becoming, or even attempting to become, more informed or better educated through logical or factual discussion.
- Manages to accidentally butcher their chosen language by improperly using common or colloquial sayings, without realising they have done so.
- Is totally devoid of any understanding of the subject on which they speak, contrary to their own strong belief otherwise.
SOLID EXAMPLES OF WOGDUMB:
- Ricky, of Trailer Park Boys
- Guido Hatsis
- George W. Bush
- Paris Hilton
- The Gotti Boys (TV series family)
- Pauline Hanson
Typically, WOGDUMB describes a person who displays at least one of the following personality traits:
- Despite an obvious lack of intelligence, the person exhibits total belief in their mental capacity and/or clarity of thought.
- Is so dim that they are actually not capable of realising how dim they truly are.
- Has absolutely zero self awareness about the fact that their own words often totally invalidate their own opinion, or whos words effectively argue a viewpoint that they are opposed to.
- Is incapable of becoming, or even attempting to become, more informed or better educated through logical or factual discussion.
- Manages to accidentally butcher their chosen language by improperly using common or colloquial sayings, without realising they have done so.
- Is totally devoid of any understanding of the subject on which they speak, contrary to their own strong belief otherwise.
SOLID EXAMPLES OF WOGDUMB:
- Ricky, of Trailer Park Boys
- Guido Hatsis
- George W. Bush
- Paris Hilton
- The Gotti Boys (TV series family)
- Pauline Hanson
CONVERSATIONAL USE:
"Jesus that bloke is so WOGDUMB!"
"Poor, simple, WOGDUMB bastard..."
"If he/she was any dumber they would be WOGDUMB."
"That chick I dated last week was mad hot, but totally WOGDUMB...it could never work between us."
"Jesus that bloke is so WOGDUMB!"
"Poor, simple, WOGDUMB bastard..."
"If he/she was any dumber they would be WOGDUMB."
"That chick I dated last week was mad hot, but totally WOGDUMB...it could never work between us."
by K9GUY June 1, 2009
Get the WOGDUMBmug.