Fuck God

a phrase used to amuse one's companions by offending others within earshot.
Also used in "Fuck God dead" or "Fuck God dead up the asshole with a giant rubber dildo" (roughly equivalent to 'golly')

Scurve #1: Did he just say "FUCK GOD"!?
Scurve #2: No, I think he said "FUCK GOD"!
Scurve #3: Hey, you can't say "FUCK GOD" in here!
etc.

Fuck God by Dick Gang September 25, 2005

Words you can keep

FUCK GOD

FUCK GOD AKA Daniel. Fucks every single slut and Cum God there is.

-person 1: Is that the FUCK GOD?

-person 2: WTF? I NEED TO SUCK THAT COCK.

-person 1: NOT IF I SUCK IT FIRST.

FUCK GOD by bigblackhorsecock420 March 9, 2020

Related Words

Fuck God • oh shit OH GOD FUCK NO WAIT FUCK GOD NO AHH • fuck our god • Fuck The God Damn Shit • FUCK YOUR GOD • God fuck • god fuck it • God fuck me • OH GOD FUCK SHIT SHIT • Unholy God Fuck

oh shit OH GOD FUCK NO WAIT FUCK GOD NO AHH

when shit go bad

(four girls in a bikini with big tits walks into Rob's house and he is pure and loves god)

Rob: oh shit OH GOD FUCK NO WAIT FUCK GOD NO AHH HELP IM GONNA GET FUCKING RAPED HELP FUCK NO PLEASE HELP NO, NO, NOOO- (Rob breaks out of his bedroom's window and escapes the hoeslut thot girls)

oh shit OH GOD FUCK NO WAIT FUCK GOD NO AHH by XxXdickblue1XxX November 16, 2021

GOD FUCK

Too express extreme disapointment, anger, suprise, rage or disapproval in a situation or thing. This phrase is best used when you feel damnation from God is not enough (God Damn It), and the only appropriate action is for God to 'fuck' the condemned in a manner suiting the prefered connotation of the word 'fuck.' (E.X. To fornicate, to treat in a harsh manner, distort, ect.)

GOD FUCK that stupid whore

or

Jane lost the Dog? GOD FUCK!

GOD FUCK by M. Tackett December 24, 2008

god fuck

Word that can be used when pissed off. Equivalent of God dammit, only it makes no grammatical sense at all, and is therefore fun to say.

God fuck! I died!

god fuck by Spoon Worshiper January 20, 2004

god fuck it

A derivative of goddammit that conveys a greater feeling of outrage in the speaker, due to the much heightened blasphemy of asking God to not merely damn the object or situation, but also to have punish fuck sex with it.

A guy walks out of his apartment to discover his car window has been smashed in, and exclaims: "God fuck it!"

god fuck it by rapscallion9000 October 16, 2008

God-Fuck

Used to depict strong emotion and/or feeling;used to describe something so magnificently huge,as if it could fuck God himself.

1:Your god-fucking ridiculous.
2:Would you look at that god-fucking building!
3:Your a god-fucking ass.
4:I god-fucking love you

God-Fuck by Comrade Christmas June 28, 2007

More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

Next