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fuck my arse

Exclamation of great surprise. Not necessarily homosexual in nature.
Whaddayu mean, Chelsea won?? Fuck my arse!!!
fuck my arse by notapaki September 2, 2003

sergeant arse-fuck 

have a guess
Oi sergeant arse-fuck - get off my property!
Just what do you think your doing sergeant arse-fuck...eh?

fuck your arse 

Billie: Fuckoff cunt, i'll fuck you up.
Random old man: Fucken teens, i'll fuck your arse if you call me that one more time
fuck your arse by weedonizer January 12, 2017
Someone so ugly, crude, generally disgusting that you'd rather be fucked up the arse than have to see their troll like features.
'Ah minger! Get thee behind me.'

or (morning after)
'ow! shit! there's an arse fuck in my bed. Well at least i wasn't that drunk, if the pain's anything to go by.'

fuck me hard up the arse with a stick 

A statement that is said in the event of utter disbelief, or in shock, awe, etc.
Dave: "Alex, did you know that we're all going to die in three seconds?"
Alex: "Fuck me hard up the arse with a stick!"

Fuck off you fat arse bitch 

Fuck off you fat arse bitch ill shank your dad in bed
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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