Arsefuck

To fuck someone up the ass. (British spelling)

He arsefucked that hot lassie.

Arsefuck by Shithead April 7, 2003

arsebuckle 

A mildly affectionate term for a person who has the tendency to be a total blundering oaf (mostly unwittingly possibly, but not completely devoid of wit and charm - making it somewhat perplexing for the onlooker).

"That is the most stunning lack of awareness I have ever come across! Or does he mean to be such a shit? *What* an arsebuckle!

arsebuckle by Cornelia Lovedream Gilhooly July 10, 2011

sergeant arse-fuck 

have a guess

Oi sergeant arse-fuck - get off my property!
Just what do you think your doing sergeant arse-fuck...eh?

sergeant arse-fuck by jonny rotten pants June 28, 2009

arse fuck

Someone so ugly, crude, generally disgusting that you'd rather be fucked up the arse than have to see their troll like features.

'Ah minger! Get thee behind me.'

or (morning after)
'ow! shit! there's an arse fuck in my bed. Well at least i wasn't that drunk, if the pain's anything to go by.'

arse fuck by a-nonny-mouse1 and a-nonny-mouse2 January 14, 2004

absefuckinlutely 

(adjitive)this lucrative word means abselutely but with a little more spice . this word derives from fuck, whick derives from the german word flicken, witch means to strike.If you want to know the whole story of this word, go to youtube, and type in "fuck"

dude 1: are we gonna go paintballing tonight?

dude 2: absefuckinlutely!

absefuckinlutely by TheSuperFlyGuy October 29, 2007

arsefecker 

a bastardisation/strange pronunciation of the term assfucker...originally spoken by geoff

dude 1-hey look i love to play with my magic cards
geoff- you arsefecker

arsefecker by sonic death September 6, 2003

arshfuck 

adjectiv; combination of arse shit and fuck,

"Stupid arshfuck!" said a dick face,
"I'll give you arshfuck!"said an arshfuck,
"shut up both you arshfucks!" said non-arshfuck

arshfuck by tits-a-kimbo September 24, 2005