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arsebuckle 

A mildly affectionate term for a person who has the tendency to be a total blundering oaf (mostly unwittingly possibly, but not completely devoid of wit and charm - making it somewhat perplexing for the onlooker).
"That is the most stunning lack of awareness I have ever come across! Or does he mean to be such a shit? *What* an arsebuckle!

sergeant arse-fuck 

have a guess
Oi sergeant arse-fuck - get off my property!
Just what do you think your doing sergeant arse-fuck...eh?
Someone so ugly, crude, generally disgusting that you'd rather be fucked up the arse than have to see their troll like features.
'Ah minger! Get thee behind me.'

or (morning after)
'ow! shit! there's an arse fuck in my bed. Well at least i wasn't that drunk, if the pain's anything to go by.'

absefuckinlutely 

(adjitive)this lucrative word means abselutely but with a little more spice . this word derives from fuck, whick derives from the german word flicken, witch means to strike.If you want to know the whole story of this word, go to youtube, and type in "fuck"
dude 1: are we gonna go paintballing tonight?

dude 2: absefuckinlutely!
absefuckinlutely by TheSuperFlyGuy October 29, 2007

arsefecker 

a bastardisation/strange pronunciation of the term assfucker...originally spoken by geoff
dude 1-hey look i love to play with my magic cards
geoff- you arsefecker
arsefecker by sonic death September 6, 2003

arshfuck 

adjectiv; combination of arse shit and fuck,
"Stupid arshfuck!" said a dick face,
"I'll give you arshfuck!"said an arshfuck,
"shut up both you arshfucks!" said non-arshfuck
arshfuck by tits-a-kimbo September 24, 2005
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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