Fuccake 

A girl who wears provacative clothing that plays hard to get but is the total oppisate.

That girl is a total fuccake.
Man I would nail a fuccake right now I'm so horny.

Fuccake by XXXturboxxx916n September 17, 2017

Trilayered Orange Fuckcake 

The Trilayered Orange Fuckcake is a critically endangered branch of the human race. It gained its name from the orange coloration of its hide, and the three layers of its body; the outer coating of fat, the inner muscles (and organs), and the dark, evil core in the center. The dark inner cores are located within the heart. They fetch a price of a small loan of a million dollars, as they are extremely rare. Another striking characteristic of the Fuckcake is its majestic golden mane atop its head. Many wonder if the mane is in fact real, or just an illusion. Science thought these beasts were dead, but as one came into the public eye last year during the presidential election, so we know this not to be the case. The last remaining one has been given private sanctuaries in Washington and Mar a Lago to thrive for the rest of its days, and to breed with young, curvy, european swimsuit models, in hope that another Fuckcake will be born before the last one goes extinct. When in trouble, we believe they call on the help of other humans, including Russian leaders, but such acts of desperation have not yet been proven to exist. If you see another Fuckcake roaming the streets, please call the EPA, unless the Fuckcake in the White House has shut the EPA down, in which case, offer it a trail of scantily clad women that leads to a shelter of some sort, and protect it until we can have it breed with the other one.

Who let that Trilayered Orange Fuckcake into the goddamn white house?
Jesus fucking christ Billy, you're as filthy as a Trilayered Orange Fuckcake?
Latin Classification Term: Homo Sapiens Trilayerus Fuckcakeus

Trilayered Orange Fuckcake by ProtectionOfTheEndangered March 25, 2017

fudcake 

Scottish slang meaning vagina

"John is a fudcake"
"Simon is such a fud"
'Hey david, who's 50 Cent?' 'Oh he's a big ol'fud'
'geez a scratch a ur fudcake'

fudcake by dtm456 September 30, 2006

fuckcake 

1. An excuse to use the word fuck multiple times in a sentence.
2. A generic insult roughly equivalent to fuckhead, fuckface, etc.

1. What the motherfucking fuckcake eating fuck?
2. Go fuck yourself, you motherfucking fuckcake.

fuckcake by RCanuck February 14, 2008

fuckcakes

A hypothetical object that would be the combination of a fuck and a cake. Generally referred to in comparison of somethings merit or as something incredibly desirable.

"The PSP just came out and it's selling like fuckcakes!"

fuckcakes by Derek April 11, 2005

FUPcake 

1) A term of endearment used to address/describe a woman possessing a FUP.

2) The physical presentation of the FUP as it billows out and over a pair of constricting jeans or stretch pants. It's just like a muffin top, only sweeter.

1) "Hey, FUPcake. Do you want to go to KFC later?"

2) "Those new leather pants make you look like total FUPcake, mom."

FUPcake by bralikzandr May 26, 2010

Fuccaneer 

1. Noun.

Pronunciation: (fuck-an-ear)

Someone who goes on sex-capades, has sex with many women or men all around the same time. Like a sex buccaneer.

Tom: "Hey, I had sex with seven girls this week."
Jeff: "Man, you're a friggin fuccaneer."

Fuccaneer by E-J-M June 7, 2009