Ftextiquette
Ftextiquette by gowithaflow October 6, 2016
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Textiquette
brooke: god why does it take so long for taylor to text back?
jackie: that's because she has really poor textiquette
jackie: that's because she has really poor textiquette
Textiquette by tayfresh February 14, 2009
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Textiquette
(Phone bleeps signalling text)
Bev: oh shit I just got a text from Ruby it's so long I'm gonna need an hour to read it
Mandy: that woman has no idea of textiquette - ain't nobody got time to read that!
Bev: oh shit I just got a text from Ruby it's so long I'm gonna need an hour to read it
Mandy: that woman has no idea of textiquette - ain't nobody got time to read that!
Textiquette by Lazyfatbitch December 29, 2016
textiquette
Dude! You are decimating my free text message allowance with your txt tlk commentary on the status of your fucktarded observations on life. Get some textiquette already!
textiquette by Moxie Bandersnatch August 21, 2008
textiquette
Doug - " so I messaged you and you reply three hours later?"
Guy - "I didn't have my phone on me man."
Doug - "Thats Narnetic! Everyone checks there phone atleast once an hour. You need to learn some textiquette my good man."
Guy - "I didn't have my phone on me man."
Doug - "Thats Narnetic! Everyone checks there phone atleast once an hour. You need to learn some textiquette my good man."
textiquette by Craig Douglas November 9, 2010
textiquette
the syntax and correct grammar in texting
using different slang and language than you would in formal writing
nothing is worse than getting a text saying "k."
using different slang and language than you would in formal writing
nothing is worse than getting a text saying "k."
Person 1: Dude, I just got a text saying k, what a waste of a text.
Person 2: Dude yea that sucks, what terrible textiquette..
Person 1: People need to learn to use proper textiquette!!
Person 2: Why whats up?
Person 1: Some people write novels but like its just a text! and i hate when people abbreviate stupid shit like dont put l8er.. it really isnt that much easier to put an 8 than an a and t...
Person 2:dudeee that's so beat what a toooool
Person 2: Dude yea that sucks, what terrible textiquette..
Person 1: People need to learn to use proper textiquette!!
Person 2: Why whats up?
Person 1: Some people write novels but like its just a text! and i hate when people abbreviate stupid shit like dont put l8er.. it really isnt that much easier to put an 8 than an a and t...
Person 2:dudeee that's so beat what a toooool
textiquette by Pittgirl821 January 15, 2011
textiquette
being polite when text messaging: no spamming, be short, go easy on capitals, be personal. watch for double meanings (is LOL "laugh out loud" or "lots of love"? could get you punched in the nose!) and no text overload or you might move onto the world of "textual harassment".
Right textiquette: ILU! CU l8tr!
Wrong textiquette: I love you I love you I love you please see me OMG I think we should be 2gether. Did you get this text? Call me! LU! LOL! IXXXXXU!
Wrong textiquette: I love you I love you I love you please see me OMG I think we should be 2gether. Did you get this text? Call me! LU! LOL! IXXXXXU!
textiquette by Foddy December 23, 2007
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