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My phone has glitched during a business call......the fruitcakery.
Look at the way he's dressed, multi coloured trousers and purple shoes. The fucking fruitcakery of him.
My car is fucking broken, again. The fruitcakery.
Lost my keys. The fruitcakery.
This fucking situation (is a mess)....the fruitcakery.
You spilt chocolate milkshake over her wedding dress and the fucking dog. Unbelievable...the fruitcakery *shakes head*.
My phone has glitched during a business call......the fruitcakery.
Look at the way he's dressed, multi coloured trousers and purple shoes. The fucking fruitcakery of him.
My car is fucking broken, again. The fruitcakery.
Lost my keys. The fruitcakery.
This fucking situation (is a mess)....the fruitcakery.
You spilt chocolate milkshake over her wedding dress and the fucking dog. Unbelievable...the fruitcakery *shakes head*.
by colm12 January 2, 2015
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hypixel youtuber known for trapping and being actually good at the game, a rare combination. If you're ever underground near him you're basically dead. He's like if you put maxed your minecraft stats in everything but pvp, then put the remaining leftover stats into pvp anyway.
also looks like captainsparklez
and had a drama for dating a toxic egirl
also looks like captainsparklez
and had a drama for dating a toxic egirl
Dude I was playing hypixel uhc yesterday and i trapped some guy in obsidian before pvp. Call me the next fruitberries.
by 1leet1___ February 2, 2020
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/‘fr-oouuh-tēe sp-uurr-ehm’/
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a succesful spam page that likes to post tweets and tictacs alot
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a known super homosexual gay boy from new yawk who likes nicki moonaj music plays roblox and coin master hates on iconic oomf stankpvssy bc they spell better than him (which is 100% true)
/‘fr-oouuh-tēe sp-uurr-ehm’/
noun
a succesful spam page that likes to post tweets and tictacs alot
noun (2)
a known super homosexual gay boy from new yawk who likes nicki moonaj music plays roblox and coin master hates on iconic oomf stankpvssy bc they spell better than him (which is 100% true)
by Adolf Hitlur June 27, 2021
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by Clem Middia September 12, 2012
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Get the fruitsexual mug.noun: 1. people stationed at the exit of a store to check you merchandise and receipt, to ensure that you have not shoplifted anything that the plain-clothed security personnel, ubiquitous cameras and hidden tag scanners did not detect
2. people employed by a store to treat you like a criminal, immediately after you just spent money in that store
Note: the greetard is sometimes tasked with double duty, as a frisker (see greetard),
Friskers are most usually found in Wal-Mart, Best Buy and Costco, although they are by no means limited to these establishments.
Friskers will almost always lie about the reason, when asked why they are checking your bag (ironic, since they are there to ensure honesty from the customer, but these store representatives are not bound by any code of honesty themselves).
2. people employed by a store to treat you like a criminal, immediately after you just spent money in that store
Note: the greetard is sometimes tasked with double duty, as a frisker (see greetard),
Friskers are most usually found in Wal-Mart, Best Buy and Costco, although they are by no means limited to these establishments.
Friskers will almost always lie about the reason, when asked why they are checking your bag (ironic, since they are there to ensure honesty from the customer, but these store representatives are not bound by any code of honesty themselves).
"Phillip, let's go to Circuit City instead. The price is the same, and we won't be treated like criminals by the friskers when we leave the store."
by shankus December 1, 2004
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