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fruitcakery 

fruitcake-ry - madness, weirdness, randomness, stupidity
Oh my god, the fruitcakery. My fucking computer has crashed.

My phone has glitched during a business call......the fruitcakery.

Look at the way he's dressed, multi coloured trousers and purple shoes. The fucking fruitcakery of him.

My car is fucking broken, again. The fruitcakery.

Lost my keys. The fruitcakery.

This fucking situation (is a mess)....the fruitcakery.

You spilt chocolate milkshake over her wedding dress and the fucking dog. Unbelievable...the fruitcakery *shakes head*.
fruitcakery by colm12 January 2, 2015

fruitberries 

hypixel youtuber known for trapping and being actually good at the game, a rare combination. If you're ever underground near him you're basically dead. He's like if you put maxed your minecraft stats in everything but pvp, then put the remaining leftover stats into pvp anyway.
also looks like captainsparklez
and had a drama for dating a toxic egirl
Dude I was playing hypixel uhc yesterday and i trapped some guy in obsidian before pvp. Call me the next fruitberries.
fruitberries by 1leet1___ February 2, 2020

Fruitysperm 

Fruitysperm

/‘fr-oouuh-tēe sp-uurr-ehm’/

noun

a succesful spam page that likes to post tweets and tictacs alot

noun (2)

a known super homosexual gay boy from new yawk who likes nicki moonaj music plays roblox and coin master hates on iconic oomf stankpvssy bc they spell better than him (which is 100% true)
user 1: omg did u see fruitysperms new post?

user 2: yea i did ikr?? soooo relatable 😍
Fruitysperm by Adolf Hitlur June 27, 2021

grissle frisker 

one who searches the penile region of another, often in an unwelcome manner
The Department of Homeland Security has made a concerted effort to hire highly trained grissle friskers in an attempt to search many the dong for contraband.
grissle frisker by Clem Middia September 12, 2012

fruitsexual 

a sexuality; being sexually attracted to fruit
Dude,that pineapple is really turning me fruitsexual right now!
fruitsexual by bath & body work it November 26, 2014
noun: 1. people stationed at the exit of a store to check you merchandise and receipt, to ensure that you have not shoplifted anything that the plain-clothed security personnel, ubiquitous cameras and hidden tag scanners did not detect

2. people employed by a store to treat you like a criminal, immediately after you just spent money in that store

Note: the greetard is sometimes tasked with double duty, as a frisker (see greetard),
Friskers are most usually found in Wal-Mart, Best Buy and Costco, although they are by no means limited to these establishments.
Friskers will almost always lie about the reason, when asked why they are checking your bag (ironic, since they are there to ensure honesty from the customer, but these store representatives are not bound by any code of honesty themselves).
"Phillip, let's go to Circuit City instead. The price is the same, and we won't be treated like criminals by the friskers when we leave the store."
frisker by shankus December 1, 2004