fruitsterbating 

The act of masturbating with a piece of fruit.

"I had the most scrumptious fruitsterbating session last night. I jacked off inside a banana, and it felt goooood."

fruitsterbating by Gaste Archibald Wozniak, Jr. April 20, 2015

Frusterbating 

The act of Masturbating with the sole purpose of relieving one's self of "Blue Balls."

"I got stuck Frusterbating after my date on the weekend."

Frusterbating by Thatfbtho March 5, 2019