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Browntown Showdown 

A heated battle of sorts between two males when a resolution is unattainable. The Browntown Showdown is a modern play on the classic event, the "Tug-of-War". The two parties involved take a rope (twine for the frail and anally incompetent) preferably a half-inch in diameter. The rope is to be knotted on both ends and then inserted into the anal cavities of the aforementioned. Both men then must clench their assly muscles and take steps away from each other, the first party to release the rope is the loser.

(A ropesmith is preferred and must regulate/monitor the proceedings)

no-homo is not necessary, but may help in further explanations to others
"My teacher said the answer was X = 3, I disagree; it's time for a Browntown Showdown."
Browntown Showdown by bilky koors August 19, 2009

Frogtown 

Small country lane in Central Kentucky, where travelers find themselves going up to the most frightening house known to man, the resident of said house is believed to be the reason for the disappearances of any who dare travel up the hellish path leading to his residence
They say Old Man Withers lives up at the end of Frogtown, but nobody knows for sure.... anyone who tries to find out never comes back.
Frogtown by RAKER69 July 6, 2010

browntown 

An informal name for the anus, mostly used in the context of having anal sex with someone ("take sb. to browntown").
We'll bend you over, then we'll take you to browntown - Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny (2006)
browntown by Amina Koyim August 13, 2011

Frown Town 

1. Fictional place were nobody is happy and nothing is pleasant
2. Place where all the Sad Pies go to whinge
Brad: Awww, Sad Pie Joe is going

to Frown Town beacause I ate his Mars Bar.
Frown Town by TheBlackList January 13, 2010

Browntown 

A nickname for a city in Canada known as Brampton which is funny enough... Full of brown people.
Hey man have you ever been to Browntown? It's full of brown people!
Browntown by Edgy Cunt #1290219 January 10, 2018

Browntown Triple 

Anal sex with three different partners in one night.
I had a couple of friends over and we introduced Rachel to the browntown triple.

Sergio’s first visit to the bathhouse resulted in a browntown triple.