The strange condition where girlfriend will leave their perfectly acceptable male counterparts claiming that they'll never be as good as Edward Cullen
Brad: What happened to Joe's Girlfriend dude?
Barry: Oh Cindy, yeah, she got Twilightitis and dumped him.
Brad: Bummer, she was such a babe!
Barry: Oh Cindy, yeah, she got Twilightitis and dumped him.
Brad: Bummer, she was such a babe!
by TheBlackList January 11, 2010
Get the Twilightitis mug.Money that you thought you would have to spend, but it turns out the good or service is actually free.
Said money is usually blown on something worthless, as you where expecting to spend it.
Said money is usually blown on something worthless, as you where expecting to spend it.
Joel: How were the movies last night?
Jenny: Good, Lisa had free tickets so I got back some Freeney!
Joel: Did you end up spending it anyway?
Jenny: Yeah, I blew it on a Kelly Clarkson CD.
Joel: Gross.
Jenny: Good, Lisa had free tickets so I got back some Freeney!
Joel: Did you end up spending it anyway?
Jenny: Yeah, I blew it on a Kelly Clarkson CD.
Joel: Gross.
by TheBlackList January 13, 2010
Get the Freeney mug.When you are reading something and you awaken to your senses half a page later, realising that you didn't take in anything you read for the last minute.
Jenny: You didn't read my e-mail, did you?
Brad: I got a bit of Absent Readerness, taking the only important bits, the beginning and the end.
Brad: I got a bit of Absent Readerness, taking the only important bits, the beginning and the end.
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Get the Absent Readerness mug.1. Fictional place were nobody is happy and nothing is pleasant
2. Place where all the Sad Pies go to whinge
2. Place where all the Sad Pies go to whinge
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it takes is hard, not necessarily intelligent, work and effort.
Made famous by Body-Builder and Youtube sensation Ronnie Coleman
it takes is hard, not necessarily intelligent, work and effort.
Made famous by Body-Builder and Youtube sensation Ronnie Coleman
by TheBlackList January 14, 2010
Get the Ain't Nothing To It But To Do It mug.Food that has remained in a shared kitchen area for a certain amount of time, after which it is acceptable for anyone to eat it.
Brad: Hey Joe, someone left a Mars Bar
in the fridge over the weekend, so I ate it.
Joe: Dude, that was mine!
Brad: Sorry Dude, Community Food!
in the fridge over the weekend, so I ate it.
Joe: Dude, that was mine!
Brad: Sorry Dude, Community Food!
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Used to describe the Human Trash of Australian urban areas, who gather together and either lounge about attention-seeking on the back of there utes (pick-up trucks), or drive around un-necessarily slow as to gain the attention of other good dudes who are still in their utes.
Used to describe the Human Trash of Australian urban areas, who gather together and either lounge about attention-seeking on the back of there utes (pick-up trucks), or drive around un-necessarily slow as to gain the attention of other good dudes who are still in their utes.
Regular Person 1: We can't drive to the beach that way man.
Regular Person 2: Why not?
Regular Person 1: All the good Dudes will be out today, it will take forever!
Regular Person 2: Why not?
Regular Person 1: All the good Dudes will be out today, it will take forever!
by TheBlackList January 11, 2010
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