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frosts my cookies 

something that is annoying, that pisses you off.
it frosts my cookies when random people talk shit abou me.

frosts my balls 

An expression used to indicate annoyance at something or someone.
Every time I hear a politician pontificate about the Earned Income Credit or tax rebates for people who didn't pay taxes it frosts my balls.

frosts my ass 

There are two things in the world that frost my ass: a snow cone this high and cock blocking kyles.
frosts my ass by hazy September 9, 2003

Frosts my chops 

a phrase used in extreme aggravation; used to describe being irritated at something. (not to be confused with the frosting of actual chops). A phrase similar to "butters my bread" or "frosts my cupcakes"
It really frosts my chops when I am late for work
Frosts my chops by dermgirl10 June 24, 2010

Frosted Log 

To take a dump then empty your sack over the top of it so it resembles a frosted log.
My girlfriend was giving me blumpkin and didn't want to swallow my baby paste so I done a frosted log instead.

Joe had the raving horn whilst dropping a deuce so he frosted his log
Frosted Log by Aultow August 12, 2014

frost demon 

Frost Demon - a racist term for white people because they
Originate from cold climates such as Europe ,
Also see Snow roach , pale face , sun dodger

Cave mutant And more recently Yakub's experiments.
White person : I don't take orders from antique farm equipment or napa / north American pavement apes
Let alone Lincoln's mistake .

Black person : that's cool I don't deal with frost demons , snow roaches , pale faces , cave mutants , or sun dodgers

As well as Yakub's experiments .
frost demon by Blu_leef May 9, 2023
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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