frontpocket
A frontpocket is a person who keeps their wallet in one of their front pants pockets. Frontpockets can generally be identified by their neckbeards and wolfshirts.
frontpocket by ionyouenterabov February 22, 2009
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Frontpocket
Inserting one's hand into lover's front pocket and squeezing, basically the same as a backpocket but just with the front pocket.
Frontpocket by berserker blabbermouth January 19, 2017
front pocket money
An inordinate amount of cash carried in the front pocket to buy whatever you want. Money made outside of your job/profession that is dispensable.
“Memfy, you got any front pocket money? I’m trying to score some Mexican street Molly off this guy.”
front pocket money by droe1021 March 19, 2019
I've Got Something in my Front Pocket for You
The song in which Butters used to tap dance to, until the incident where his shoe came off and killed the whole fucking crowd
"I've got something in my front pocket for you, why don't you reach down inside, and see what it is? Give it a little squeeze and say 'how do you do?'"
I've Got Something in my Front Pocket for You by Vito R October 22, 2008
Fruitpocket
A man who befriends a woman he finds attractive, but refuses to make a move even after a prolonged time
I can’t believe he won’t make a move with Aubrey already, he’s known her for months, what a Fruitpocket.
Fruitpocket by Phrederick October 8, 2021
Front pocket
Front pocket by Stephen Swires November 29, 2005
Front Pocket Guilt
Direct Guilt. Saying something to make someone else feel bad, but not disguising the guilt in any way. Directly giving them the guilt instead of hinting at it. Usually to gain something desired, such as food or money, etc.
Son/Daughter: "Mom! I so hungry. You haven't fed me all day! Make me something!"
Mom: "Make it yourself, Front Pocket Guilt doesn't work on me."
Mom: "Make it yourself, Front Pocket Guilt doesn't work on me."
Front Pocket Guilt by Morokai April 19, 2014
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