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Friend B 

A Girlfriend, who is not publicly being called a girlfriend
Mark and friend B went on a trip to Tampa.
Friend B by allaboutcheese June 5, 2024

B-Team Friend 

The friend/aquaintence that only hangs out with you because you their other friends arent around. B-Team Friends usually dont invite eachother to sleepovers and such.
Guy: Hey, i dont normally see u with Jessica, do u hang out alot?

Girl: No, shes just a B-Team Friend
B-Team Friend by Minidudebob October 27, 2013

B-R-I-A-N Friend 

(noun) The most handsome man in Morgantown. Brian was given this title at an adult spelling bee (also known as “drunken”) in January of 2019. It is now impossible to see Brian without reciting the mantra.
Person One: “Look, it’s Brian!”
Person Two: “Do you mean B-R-I-A-N Friend, the
most handsome man in Morgantown?”
Person One: “Duh!”

friend box 

1. A friend box is the cage you are placed into when you really like someone, but they want to be "just friends". When you have an unrequited love then you are in a friend box.

2. You can also use the term to descibe wanting to be "just friends" with someone.

background: the term friend box was extensively used in the web comic "Dog & Cat" by Tom McHenry during February 2006.
1. guy1: "I've been her friend for six years now, every time she needs a shoulder to cry on, or someone to talk to, or a lift home... i'm always there! why won't she love me?"
guy2: "You can never escape the friend box! never!"

2. guy1: "that girl is so into you, doesn't she get annoying?"
guy2: "not any more, she's been friendboxed, and she knows it."
guy1: *shakes head* "you're such a friend boxer"
friend box by BenDog April 21, 2006

Friend Boner 

When a friend gives another friend an erection, but it's okay because it's purely platonic and doesn't mean anything.
"Dude Avy just sent me her tits and I got the most insane boner. But it's harmless because we're just friends-- it's a friend boner!"
Friend Boner by BaronO'Malley March 12, 2018

Friend Babies 

When two friends love eachother very much, they decide to have children together. This can either happen by sexual intercourse or adoption depending on the preference and/or sex of the two friends involved.
Oh No, were not married, we just have friend babies together.
Friend Babies by 407otown407 April 10, 2011
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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