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Definitions by BaronO'Malley

Ghetto Golden Goose 

A black baby that quacks and shits out food stamps
"Praise be Lawd, I found an EBT card in Daquan's diaper-- we got ourselves the Ghetto Golden Goose!"

Friend Boner 

When a friend gives another friend an erection, but it's okay because it's purely platonic and doesn't mean anything.
"Dude Avy just sent me her tits and I got the most insane boner. But it's harmless because we're just friends-- it's a friend boner!"
Friend Boner by BaronO'Malley March 12, 2018