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Friend_B 

Shit Friend_B Hitten it up.
Friend_B by Zero October 21, 2003

B-Team Friend 

The friend/aquaintence that only hangs out with you because you their other friends arent around. B-Team Friends usually dont invite eachother to sleepovers and such.
Guy: Hey, i dont normally see u with Jessica, do u hang out alot?

Girl: No, shes just a B-Team Friend
B-Team Friend by Minidudebob October 27, 2013

B-R-I-A-N Friend 

(noun) The most handsome man in Morgantown. Brian was given this title at an adult spelling bee (also known as “drunken”) in January of 2019. It is now impossible to see Brian without reciting the mantra.
Person One: “Look, it’s Brian!”
Person Two: “Do you mean B-R-I-A-N Friend, the
most handsome man in Morgantown?”
Person One: “Duh!”

friend box 

1. A friend box is the cage you are placed into when you really like someone, but they want to be "just friends". When you have an unrequited love then you are in a friend box.

2. You can also use the term to descibe wanting to be "just friends" with someone.

background: the term friend box was extensively used in the web comic "Dog & Cat" by Tom McHenry during February 2006.
1. guy1: "I've been her friend for six years now, every time she needs a shoulder to cry on, or someone to talk to, or a lift home... i'm always there! why won't she love me?"
guy2: "You can never escape the friend box! never!"

2. guy1: "that girl is so into you, doesn't she get annoying?"
guy2: "not any more, she's been friendboxed, and she knows it."
guy1: *shakes head* "you're such a friend boxer"
friend box by BenDog April 21, 2006

Friend Boner 

When a friend gives another friend an erection, but it's okay because it's purely platonic and doesn't mean anything.
"Dude Avy just sent me her tits and I got the most insane boner. But it's harmless because we're just friends-- it's a friend boner!"
Friend Boner by BaronO'Malley March 12, 2018

Friend Babies 

When two friends love eachother very much, they decide to have children together. This can either happen by sexual intercourse or adoption depending on the preference and/or sex of the two friends involved.
Oh No, were not married, we just have friend babies together.
Friend Babies by 407otown407 April 10, 2011