The friend/aquaintence that only hangs out with you because you their other friends arent around. B-Team Friends usually dont invite eachother to sleepovers and such.
Guy: Hey, i dont normally see u with Jessica, do u hang out alot?
(noun) The most handsome man in Morgantown. Brian was given this title at an adult spelling bee (also known as “drunken”) in January of 2019. It is now impossible to see Brian without reciting the mantra.
Person One: “Look, it’s Brian!”
Person Two: “Do you mean B-R-I-A-N Friend, the
most handsome man in Morgantown?”
Person One: “Duh!”
1. A friend box is the cage you are placed into when you really like someone, but they want to be "just friends". When you have an unrequited love then you are in a friend box.
2. You can also use the term to descibe wanting to be "just friends" with someone.
background: the term friend box was extensively used in the web comic "Dog & Cat" by Tom McHenry during February 2006.
1. guy1: "I've been her friend for six years now, every time she needs a shoulder to cry on, or someone to talk to, or a lift home... i'm always there! why won't she love me?"
guy2: "You can never escape the friend box! never!"
2. guy1: "that girl is so into you, doesn't she get annoying?"
guy2: "not any more, she's been friendboxed, and she knows it."
guy1: *shakes head* "you're such a friend boxer"
When two friends love eachother very much, they decide to have children together. This can either happen by sexual intercourse or adoption depending on the preference and/or sex of the two friends involved.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.