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Lawton Friedland 

Thrusting as much prayer beads into a homeless mans ass.
"Please sir can I have some more?"
"I'm going to Lawton Friedland some hobo today"
Lawton Friedland by Blibybduvd March 29, 2019
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the Adam Friedland 

the act of being forced to suck dick at gunpoint in the dream world
he put the gun to my head and forced me give him the Adam Friedland
the Adam Friedland by boa la la June 30, 2022

the Adam Friedland 

the act of being forced to suck dick at gunpoint in the dream realm
the other night in a dream a man put sat me down with a gun to my head and made me give him the Adam Friedland
the Adam Friedland by boa la la June 30, 2022

Friedland 

The act of thrusting one's penis into another's ear with as much force as possible.
Pete: Yo, you remember that hot chick I was with last week?

Joe: Yea, you mean that deaf chick? Didn't you break up with her?

Pete: Yea man but she wasn't deaf until i gave her a Friedland.

Joe: You gave her a Friedland? You're my hero.
Friedland by billzfan123 February 23, 2011
A big joint that resembles a cigar rolled by Fred
Your rolled a fatty. No, it’s a Fredgar.
Fredgar by Puff,Puff,Pass December 30, 2020

Friedlander

To reproduce like rabbits. Everyone knows of at least one family that is continuously having children and therefore must be referred to as a Friedlander family.
White: Yo Dunning, I went to Hudson Street to check out a rotating Christmas tree and that family got all Friedlander! There was like two new ones!
Dunning: I hear ya man. I can't keep track of their names anymore! Last time I was there I overheard them saying something about using solar power for their house to save on energy costs.
White: I'm not surprised. That Friedlander family must use a lot of electricity with all those children!

White: That whole family is in the Navy. Since they went all Friedlander there's enough of them that they could crew their own destroyer!
Dunning: Yo watch out, bad idea! Don't put a Friedlander family anywhere near weapons!
Friedlander by Eric N. White June 9, 2011
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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