Once thought to be impossible to do, the Fredgazim is when you simultaneously perform all the following bodily functions at once!
* Fart
* Burp
* Hiccup
* Cum
* Yawn
* Throw Up
* Poop
* Cough
*
Pee
* Sneeze
* Cry (many
people continue to cry after it is over)
Also know as the holy grail of bodily functions the Fredgazim is named after Fred Riehl the first
human to have willingly perform a documented Fredgazim.
wife: What the hell happened in here?!!
husband: Sorry
babe...but I think I had a Fredgazim? I will
clean that up as soon as I catch my breath.