frataphobia

extreme fear of frat boys. EXTREME.

Girl 1: Sorry I can’t go to the party, there will be too many frat boys.

Girl 2: So you have frataphobia?
Girl 1: Y e s.

Names of classic frat boys:

Chad
Andrew
Josh
James
Kaleb
Brandon
C H A D

frataphobia by nopeeeeeeeeees April 4, 2021

Fanaphobia

Irrational fear of ceiling fans, pertaining to a fan possibly falling from the ceiling.

I was laying under the fan and realized the hinges could be coming loose! - fanaphobia

Fanaphobia by HulkSmash89 June 26, 2010

Fistaphobia 

Fear of being fisted

"Omg Jenni does NOT have fistaphobia!
What a whore!"

Fistaphobia by minge... August 25, 2008

Fatphobia

A phrase created by attention seeking lazy people who think they deserve the same attention as marginalized and oppressed communities (such as racial minorities and the LGBTQ+), based solely off the fact they think being unhealthy should be normalized.

Aiden: "damn I'm getting chubby, gotta get back in shape"
Crystal: "oh my gawd what do you mean in shape, all shape is good shape, you are spreading fatphobia by implying fat people are not healthy"
Aiden: "shut up dude you are literally 300lbs"

Fatphobia by fatbrownguy May 10, 2022

Fatphobia

A stupid non existend phobia created by fat people to cancel people who avoid being fat or think healthy bodies are more attractive than unhealthy bodies. Also created as an excuse for fat people to stay fat and talk bs about how they get "opressed" for being fat. You cannot compare " Fatphobia " to racism/homophobia/Islamphobia/sexism and such stuff.

Bodyshaming people is wrong, however a word such as "fatphobia" does not exist.

Example 1:
Gigachad: "I lost weight and I look so much better now!"

Karen:"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT FAT PEOPLE DON'T LOOK GOOD?! THATS SO FATPHOBIC!! I WILL GET YOU CANCELLED ON TIKTOK!"

Gigachad: kys

Example 2:
*At ikea*
Ikea Worker: "Excuse me Ma'am, this chair is not designed for your body to fit in. Please get off"

Karen: "WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SELL SOMETHING LIKE THAT?! EVERYONE SHOULD BE ABLE TO FIT IN A CHAIR WITHOUT HAVING TO WORRY ABOUT THEIR BODY?! THIS COMPANY IS SO FATPHOBIC! I WILL REPORT YOU FOR NOT CARING ABOUT PLUS SIZED PEOPLE! ITS NOT LIKE ITS OUR FAULT IF WE CANT FIT IN IT!"

Ikea worker: "This chair is designed for the average body type."

example 3:
*Youtube post*
Video: "how to lose 20kg in only 3 months with only a healthy diet!"
Karen: WHAT?! WHY WOULD SOMEONE EVEN WANT TO LOSE WEIGHT! I HATE SKINNY BITCHES! THEY ARE SO PICK ME'S FOR WANTING TO LOSE WEIGHT! ALL BODIES ARE HEALTHY! FATPHOBIA !"

Fatphobia by basedperson July 14, 2022

Fanaphobia

General irrational fear of ceiling fans, or of having one fall on you.

My office has a ceiling fan, but because of my fananphobia, I can't go into that room.
I have fanaphobia, which means I'm irrationally terrified of ceiling fans.

Fanaphobia by fluffycartoons October 13, 2015

frotophobia

Apparently it's the word for the fear of getting a ring stuck on your finger. I don't know how true it is. I honestly just read it off of Yahoo answers...

I have frotophobia so I'm just gonna wear my wedding ring on a chain around my neck.

frotophobia by 3dsNick June 24, 2014