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Fretaphobia 

The act of being new to guitar hero and being afraid of the blue and orange frets because you don't think your pinky finger can take it. The normal reactions to this are anger, threats, violence, and, depending on how drunk the player is, incessant giggling. Symptoms may include reluctance, making up excuses not to play, and headbanging to draw attention from the T.V.
Danny: Oh crap... here comes the solo...
*guitar squeaks*
Everyone watching: *laughing*
Danny: Crap! I told you guys I had Fretaphobia! I'm NEVER PLAYING AGAIN!

frataphobia

Girl 1: Sorry I can’t go to the party, there will be too many frat boys.

Girl 2: So you have frataphobia?
Girl 1: Y e s.

Names of classic frat boys:

Chad
Andrew
Josh
James
Kaleb
Brandon
C H A D
frataphobia by nopeeeeeeeeees April 4, 2021

FLAKAPHOBIA 

1) TO BE AFRAID OF AND TRAUMATIZED BY THE SUPERVISOR WHO STANDS OVER YOU WITH FLAKES FALLING DOWN UPON YOU LIKE SNOW.
2) FEAR OF FLAKING SKIN/ DANDRUFF
I CAN NO LONGER BE EMPLOYED HERE BECAUSE MY SUPERVISOR HAS DANDRUFF AND I SUFFER FROM FLAKAPHOBIA.

freeaphobia 

upon inspection of all the fears, i feel that we have overlooked a few of the top fear that binds us to the chains of oppression, mental oppression. this is fearaphobia defined as the fear of persuing our happiness without intention of hurting others; the essence of soul
example;freeaphobia ;realationships tend to push this factor, where one person wants something in a realationship and another is looking for a way out bounded by not wanting to hurt the others feelings and staying within a realationship; freeaphoba ;which can lead to lying/telling or not telling a truth that must be spoken in order to free us from a social condition to not think for ourselves.
freeaphobia by ccruz117 August 13, 2010

Fearaphobia 

The fear of fear or and derivative of fear in a word.
“He is afraid.”

Ahhh, I have fearaphobia!”
“Ahhh, fearaphobia scares me!”
“Ahhh...
Fearaphobia by AC from Northern January 2, 2021

freakphobic 

A person who has a fear of freaks/freaky people or horny people.
Example 1 -"Lauren was being so freaky the other day but little does she know im a freakphobic, i don't fw that shi"
freakphobic by mikewhocheeseharry777 November 21, 2024