Factaphobia 

An anxeity disorder that is characterised by a persistent fear of facts resulting in the sufferer going to great lengths to avoid them.

A person suffering from factaphobia will often show extreme signs of distress and confusion when presented with fact which of ten results in them gibbering uncontrollably like an idiot.

See that Louie Gohmert, he's not no idiot, he's just got that there factaphobia

Factaphobia by Louie Gohmert January 14, 2015

factophobia 

An irrational aversion to certain basic facts when said facts interfere with ones ideology

Some examples of factophobia:

Birthers who refuse to acknowledge Obama's citizenship.

The Reagan Revisionist who refuses to admit the fact that Ronald Reagan tripled the national debt!

factophobia by Just_sayin' January 20, 2016

Fanaphobia

Irrational fear of ceiling fans, pertaining to a fan possibly falling from the ceiling.

I was laying under the fan and realized the hinges could be coming loose! - fanaphobia

Fanaphobia by HulkSmash89 June 26, 2010

Factphobia 

The fear of facts/truth getting told to a person

People with Factphobia are crybabies

Factphobia by idkurnamesorry June 18, 2018

Fistaphobia 

Fear of being fisted

"Omg Jenni does NOT have fistaphobia!
What a whore!"

Fistaphobia by minge... August 25, 2008

fakeaphobia 

The act of someone being scared of fake people

"That girl is so fake I have fakeaphobia now"'

fakeaphobia by Faglord420 November 14, 2016

Fatphobia

A phrase created by attention seeking lazy people who think they deserve the same attention as marginalized and oppressed communities (such as racial minorities and the LGBTQ+), based solely off the fact they think being unhealthy should be normalized.

Aiden: "damn I'm getting chubby, gotta get back in shape"
Crystal: "oh my gawd what do you mean in shape, all shape is good shape, you are spreading fatphobia by implying fat people are not healthy"
Aiden: "shut up dude you are literally 300lbs"

Fatphobia by fatbrownguy May 10, 2022