(V.) The act of over sharing your life on social media, often including a passive aggressive jab at someone else, a verse from the Bible, and/or a quote from a self-helpguru.
'I had to drop Joe from my friends list. Dude was Fresnobooking about his baby momma again.'
'Ain't nobody gonna tell me how to run my life. YOLO' -example of to Fresnobook
When an arrogant & condescending person pulls you aside, puts on a fresh pot of coffee, and either gives you a lecture or asks you for an undeserved personal favor
I thought that Jackson invited me over for lunch, but I ended up getting freshpotted for 2 hours
Joseph goes and hires a freshout, and then is somehow surprised when the man comes in smelling like a blunt, assaults a customer and then houses the till, all in his first week.