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Fresh Out of G.A.S. 

Fresh out of G.A.S. means tired of caring or Giving A Shit!
I was so sick of the games at that job, I am fresh out of G.A.S.

Cake and Cock and We're Fresh out of Cake 

What do you say when your girl asks "What's for Dinner"?
When really all you want is a blow job.
* Wife calls Husband and says "Honey, whats for dinner?"

* Man replies "Cake and Cock and we're Fresh out of Cake"

Fresh out of the oven 

"Did you just get done smoking? You look like you just came fresh out of the oven."

Fresh out of fucks 

"Dude, stop talking about your relationship; I am fresh out of fucks."

Fresh Out Of The Bots 

When you are reading and approving definitions of Urban Dictionary and you are forced to complete a captcha which in return leads you to have no more words to read.
Me - Damm I was just Fresh Out Of The Bots

Fresh Out 

The state of not having something someone needs at a giving time.

The state of running out of something just as someone needs/wants it.
John: Hey, do you have any gum?
Matt: Sorry man, I'm fresh out.

People waiting in line wanting to buy concert tickets:
"Are there any tickets left?"
"Sorry guys, we're fresh out"
Fresh Out by rjcs June 29, 2009