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Gene Frenkle
The historical figure (played by Will Ferrell) who introduces the cowbell and plays the hell out of it. A man who is idolized by all that are involved with music and has a beard that could give a heard of squirrels a decent home. He also contains a sexy mid-rift.
"Can I just say one thing? I'm standing here, staring at Bruce Dickinson! And if Bruce Dickinson wants more cowbell, we should probably give him more cowbell! And, Bobby, you are right - I am being selfish. But the last time I checked, we don't have a lot of songs that feature the cowbell."
Gene Frenkle by Zack Morris May 13, 2005
Related Words
Frenkel • Frankell • Frankellys • Frenjel • fenkel • fenkell dave • Fenkell J. Money • frankel • Frankel blanket • frankeldank
Gene Frenkle
The famous Cowbell player for Blue Oyster Cult on Saturday Night Live. Less than a God, but MORE than a man. An idol for everyone, a father figure for most and a beard that touches every single one of us.
Can I just say one thing? I'm standing here, staring at Bruce Dickinson! And if Bruce Dickinson wants more cowbell, we should probably give him more cowbell! And, Bobby, you are right - I am being selfish. But the last time I checked, we don't have a lot of songs that feature the cowbell.
Gene Frenkle by Zack Morris May 13, 2005
frenselensis
The pattern that gets imprinted into your skin after an object has been pressed against it for too long. See rhino skin.
frenselensis by Milamoe November 20, 2004
frunkel
Frankel blanket
The moment of post-coital bliss during which your partner completely covers you with his full weight, head to toe. In any other instance, it would be too heavy to bear, but instead, the weight brings a euphoric melding of minds/ bodies, both fully spent, neither able or willing to imagine ever moving from the position again. The Frankel blanket could last ten seconds, or two minutes, until deep breaths return to normal, the moment lifts and is gone. The memory becomes the go-to recall for future fantasies when alone, re-imagined again and again, wished for. Deeply. Desired. There is scientific evidence of the tangible benefits of Frankel blankets, weighted blankets, which promote positive thoughts. Reduce oldness. Ensure happiness. For infinity. For Reals.
My first experience with a Frankel blanket was 3nd and I instantly knew: i’m in. Más. Por favor. Get back to it! And keep eating... cookies. The more weighted the blanket, the better the tangible benefit.
Frankel blanket by Weivkao January 2, 2019
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