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freshling 

A young licensed skydiver who has less than 150 jumps, or who has jumped out of airplanes for less than 18 months. Also known as a 'Fresh Flyer', the freshling is like a baby skydiver dear to the community, whom mentors and older jumpers teach techniques and safety content to. The term was created during the first edition of Fresh Meet, a competition designed for licensed jumpers with less than 150 jumps, at Skydive Perris, California.
"My Freshlings are very good this year. They have only 50 jumps but they fly like pros!"

"Did you see Ben? He landed really hard on that jump!" "He's still a freshling, we should give him some advice on how to not crash on the ground"
freshling by Choupinette_17 April 10, 2019
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Fleshlight Squire 

An individual who holds a fleshlight while someone else fucks it.
That tranny is really hot... She can be my fleshlight squire...

Frealings 

Real Feelings , F'real Feelings. A Mix of Real and Feelings , FREALINGS
A: Oh for real dog? You got feelings for her?
B: Yeah, I got these frealings that makes me love her man
Frealings by DickKnuckles May 18, 2009

Frelshing 

Frelshing

Verb;

The sordid sexual practice when a Welshman fornicates with a sheep on his way home after work, and then upon arriving home also enjoys coital relations with his wife/significant other, without first washing his spunk-trumpet.

The portmanteau taken from the conjoining of Welshmen with a penchant for sheep, with the French and their commonly accepted aversion to personal hygiene.
"Right, that's it Dai, I'm done for the day down these mines. I'm off home to give my Betty a good frelshing before tea, see?"

frelling 

The "F" word substitute for the TV series Farscape. Using "Frelling" allowed the characters to swear at will making it seem natural.

Farscape (1999–2003) is a science fiction television series, featuring a present-day astronaut who accidentally travels through a wormhole to a distant galaxy on the other side of the Universe.
Example - Your favourite coat has just been ruined by a stray shot from a pulse pistol. "Frell! You've destroyed my frelling favourite coat you frelling piece of dren (qv)"
frelling by John Creighton February 10, 2007

freegling 

The act of giving away or receiving free goods when using a Freegle (local reuse) group.
1. Freegling is what freeglers do.

2. Keep on freegling!

3. I enjoy freegling with my local Freegle community.
freegling by Boa Lender September 14, 2009

Fleshlight 

Fuck off bitch, all I need are my homies and a fleshlight
Fleshlight by Dildotime! August 1, 2020