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free-lancing 

the act of not wearing any underwear as a human male. Your penis (lance) hangs free in your pants.
question: dude, you want to come over?
responce: yeah, i'm currently free-lancing at a big firm. Can we meet later today?
free-lancing by roelfo June 29, 2015

Freelanding 

Verb - (Present Participle): 1. To wander around on foot with no particular destination, with the ultimate the goal of discovering something new. 2. To walk an exceptionally long distance regardless of ability to drive, fly, etc. 3. To trust the universe.
OB was freelanding around town and ended up saving a family of Asians from a burning building.
Freelanding by OctavioNight November 27, 2011

FreeLancing 

1. To perform a task on your own away from a company.
2. An independent worker.

3. To urinate without using your hands.
"a free lance photographer takes pictures and sells them to companys without being affiliated with them"

Toilet: "Hey Paul check it out, I'm freelancing!"
FreeLancing by AnthonyM May 21, 2005

freelancing 

Something you do if you want to spent intimate time with your PC on Saturday night and avoid your family's zombie movie choices.

A job that at times may drive you crazy and at others be quite satisfying. Pay varies greatly depending on the amount of BS you are willing to put up with.
Sorry honey I'm freelancing.
freelancing by Greylancer March 6, 2010

Freelancing 

"Look I am just freelancing this presentation"
Freelancing by NikkiC123 October 4, 2023
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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