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FreeLancing 

1. To perform a task on your own away from a company.
2. An independent worker.

3. To urinate without using your hands.
"a free lance photographer takes pictures and sells them to companys without being affiliated with them"

Toilet: "Hey Paul check it out, I'm freelancing!"
FreeLancing by AnthonyM May 21, 2005
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freelancing 

Something you do if you want to spent intimate time with your PC on Saturday night and avoid your family's zombie movie choices.

A job that at times may drive you crazy and at others be quite satisfying. Pay varies greatly depending on the amount of BS you are willing to put up with.
Sorry honey I'm freelancing.
freelancing by Greylancer March 6, 2010

Freelancing 

"Look I am just freelancing this presentation"
Freelancing by NikkiC123 October 4, 2023

Freelanding 

Verb - (Present Participle): 1. To wander around on foot with no particular destination, with the ultimate the goal of discovering something new. 2. To walk an exceptionally long distance regardless of ability to drive, fly, etc. 3. To trust the universe.
OB was freelanding around town and ended up saving a family of Asians from a burning building.
Freelanding by OctavioNight November 27, 2011

free-lancing 

the act of not wearing any underwear as a human male. Your penis (lance) hangs free in your pants.
question: dude, you want to come over?
responce: yeah, i'm currently free-lancing at a big firm. Can we meet later today?
free-lancing by roelfo June 29, 2015

Free Lancing 

Going full on retard
Bryan was free Lancing when he misspelled half the words in the email he sent his boss.

Freelaxing

meaning to spend your free time relaxing.
Dad - ''what you doing the day son?''

Boy - ''not much, just freelaxing''
Freelaxing by TheBlondeLad July 17, 2009
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