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five second frencher

A long french kiss with a duration of at least five seconds
"Tonight me and my girlfriend went for a bike ride along the golf course and I gave her a five second frencher on the 16th hole"
The female teacher who is a feminist and hates all males for the fact that they have a penis, She will also go to great lengths to make sure these students get terrible grades.
Student One: "Ms. Smith is such a feacher."
Student Two: "I know she gave me a D for having a Penis."
Feacher by CoochieKiller69 February 27, 2019

Freecher 

A protester that utilises freedom of speech to screech at a target who has an opposing view.

What differentiates the freecher from a protester is this person will not allow their target to respond at all, and should the target manage to respond the freecher will automatically screech out that they are now the victim in some irrational form.

The protestors screech will reach a level where your ears need to be covered in order to protect yourself
The freecher chased the congressman to the elevator, when told to “grow up”, the congressman was told to that is no way to talk to a woman.
Freecher by Da Moil October 6, 2018

2 Second Frencher 

A really quick Blow Job. Europeans are very active, busy people who sometimes want the pleasure but don't have the time. Time doesn't limit the enjoyment so the giver must be skilled to deliver the same amount of titillation. Romantic, not sleazy.
Pierre, before you run off for work at the baguette bakery, would you like a 2 Second Frencher?

Oui!

Creamie Frencher 

A porn, a dessert, a clothing line, a gangster term for salad dressing or sauces. The question is, what isn't creamie frencher?
"Yum, creamie frencher."

Freecher 

Someone who preaches that free stuff is the best way to gain market adoption and market share.
That guy is a total freecher. All he ever talks about is the value of free and freemiums.
Freecher by Freeisgood June 16, 2010