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Fratberry 

From a profile on the popular ZUG comedy website dating back to 2003:

I work at a college in tech support. Back in 1999 myself and a coworker were making fun of all of the Fruitopia flavors, since that drink was big on campus and Fruitopia machines were everywhere.

He came up with ridiculous names like Apricot Racial Tension.

I came up with one that I thought would be perfect for a college campus: Fratberry. Most people don't get it. Well, we thought it was absolutely brilliant, even making a logo with cherries all around the name.

Basically the name stuck with me because its unique. It doesn't really make any sense and, as a result, I go by JohnnyCache on other boards. The Fratberry name seemed more appropriate here because I knew folks would get the joke. Although I forgot about the whole "I thought you were a chick" thing.

Anyway, its way better than "Raspberry Turd Swirly".

I think.
1: And THAT, gentlemen, is why Fratberry is funnier than you.

2: The one, true, original Fratberry

Not to be confused with Fat Jerry.
Fratberry by Fratberry March 3, 2011
A portmanteau of the names 'Fabray' and 'Berry', characters from the popular television series 'Glee'. Quinn Fabray, a knocked-up cheerleader, blonde and beautiful; Rachel Berry, a talented singer on the bottom of the social ladder, brunette, petite, hot and socially awkward.

It may seem impossible and also implausible, but the shippers claim to have found proof of this ship happening. It is also insanely, unbelievably hot. The UST between them is, apparently, undeniable.
Example 1
Non-Faberry Shipper: This ship cannot possibly exist.

Faberry shipper: Oh but it does! Do recall the pornographic bathroom wall pictures, the longing stares in 'Keep Holding On', the hearts around Quinn's doodles of Rachel in the Madonna episode and- do you really want me to keep going?

Converted-now-Faberry-shipper: No, it's fine.

Example 2
Person: Oh god, why won't Ryan Murphy let Faberry make out already? Why?
Faberry by JayTee815 August 9, 2010
The best ship on Glee. Quinn Fabray and Rachel Berry . Even though it wasn’t canon, literally anybody can see the amazing chemistry between the two. Honestly lesbian power couple.
Person 1: Hey, do you watch Glee?
Person 2: Yeah, but only because of Faberry!
Faberry by faberry is real November 27, 2019

fartberry 

a person who seems like a very nice person, all sweet and fresh, like a berry. then you get to know them, and it turns out they are extremely nasty, like a big wet fart.
She is a fartberry, because she seemed very nice. then i started to talk to her, and she was a fucking ass.
fartberry by [that ninjette] December 19, 2008

Ratberry 

using blackberry for 'ratting' or trying to pull a women on BBM (blackberry messenger) in order to get some action
*guy on his Blackberry, messaging a girl

friend: put away the ratberry you whore
Ratberry by mazzaroo28 December 31, 2011

flajberry 

Berry of choice for gnomes and other small mythological woodland creatures, flajberries grow on bushes often seen near gnome dwellings. Flajberries are naturally good for you.
That was a delicious flajberry pie. I feel so happy and creative, I’m going to write some music!
flajberry by Pnutgirl September 20, 2021