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Frantzen 

1In Norse or Roman history; a last name often owned by a people of honor or respect such as a merciful, yet effective Viking leader.

2. In more recent times a last name of people from the Frantzen clan who are often dedicated and hard working, not to mention abnormally intelligent and strong.

3. In popular culture, sometimes yet not extremely commonly referred to as someone who is a bad ass
1. Steve- I heard his ancestors belonged to the Frantzen clan

Chuck- Garsh

2. Steve- he is a Frantzen

Chuck- oh wow

3. Markus- oh damn bro did you see how jack worked until he collapsed asleep the other day?

Joe- yeah, he must be a Frantzen
Frantzen by John collier November 11, 2017
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Frantzen 

A sex restaurant where obnoxious people claim to serve your balls.
" Oh Hey! We need to eat at Frantzen sometime"

Johan Franzen 

Franzen (fron-zen):

1) Noun: Swedish hockey player for the Detroit Redwings. Nicknamed 'The Mule' for his large physical size, Franzen was noted for an outstanding year in the 2008 NHL playoffs.

2) Adjective: Something with great value and general high regard.

3) Verb: To conquer with ease. Often used in a sexual context.
1) "When I grow up, I want to be just like Johan Franzen."
"No one can stop the Franzen."

2) "This beer is fuckin Franzen."
"Damn girl, you lookin' Franzen tonight. Let me buy you a drink"

3) "I Franzened that physics final this morning."
"That girl in the red? Yeah, I Franzened that last thursday."
Johan Franzen by Hoodedcarrot April 30, 2008

pulled a franzen 

when some one does something incredibly douchey, (or makes you throw up a little).
D- "hey i heard about what happened, u ok?"
C- "ya but i mean like who does that? That's suck a dick move"
D- "yupp, he definately pulled a franzen"
C- "haha! yea he makes me wanna puke"
pulled a franzen by whatafuckindick September 25, 2010

Frantzeskos 

Frantzeskos is a sex symbol, a sex machine, big dick mf, often a german car lover, he also love milfakia, and fucks god and panagia all the time
Ur mom: Holy fuck Frantzeskos made me squirt soooo bad i couldn't walk for an hour
Frantzeskos by BigDickKavliaris November 20, 2021

Mrs. Franzen 

A teacher at TBS who gives points off on tests for dumb things
My teacher just pulled a Mrs. Franzen and gave me dumb points off

Pulling a Franzen 

Committing an act that is Nerdy or Stupid
She is pulling a franzen by going on a 30 minute rant about Star Trek.
Pulling a Franzen by Franzen August 1, 2011
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