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Freeline Skates

Two separate aluminum skates for each foot with s-shaped trucks and a type of longboard wheels with less, but just enough grip. The skater is only held by the skate's grip tape and no straps.

Common reactions are:
"Whoa"
"Wow"
"How the f*ck can you do that?"
"How do you balance on that?"
"Is that like a ripstik?"
"Can I try?"
"Why is your skateboard cut in half?"

Freeline skaters usually have good looks, big shlongs, and an amazing personality.
I just saw a good looking guy who probably has a big shlong on a metal skateboard that was cut in half. He must've been on Freeline Skates!
Freeline Skates by Pwickle January 12, 2012
Related Words

Framling 

One of four Demosthean terms of "otherness", derived from nordic phrases. A Framling is someone of the same species, just living on another planet.
The humans on the new martian colony are Framlings.
Framling by Ender Wiggin September 1, 2004

Franklined 

Having Franklin the Dog's shit smeared all over your windshield.
You've just been Franklined Bitch!

Yeah we Franklined Steven the other night.
Franklined by E. Corrao June 20, 2008

Fromelize 

When one co worker is left alone because his tool buddy is too busy chatting and socializing.
I asked my co worker to hand me a tool, but he decided to fromelize me and talk to the janitor.
Fromelize by Sparky330 May 7, 2018
Frauline from the German language means unmarried woman very similar to miss in english
"Hey frauline can you pass me my beer"
frauline by Linx March 4, 2016
When you try to attempt FaceTime someone not knowing that they don't have an iPhone so it goes straight to a landline voicemail.
Kaiya: "lets FaceTime Ping!"
*Tries facetiming Ping*
Me: "Oh no it didn't go through"
Kaiya: "We just got facelined!"
faceline by loveesid July 19, 2020