A telephone or other telecommunication device that is stationary and connects to the network via traditional wiring. Wiring can include old telephone lines and fiber optic wiring. Device usually plugs into a wall jack.
by mahka42 December 28, 2005
Get the Landline mug.Least attractive person in a couple you hook up with in order to get to the most attractive one. Named after the landline that no one really wants in a cable company's "triple play" (internet + TV + landline). Can also be used as a verb.
It was obvious that the guy was clearly more into my boyfriend than into me, but I still went along with it. I was clearly landlined.
This chick was so hot but she wouldn't do anything without her husband, so I went ahead and got the landline.
This chick was so hot but she wouldn't do anything without her husband, so I went ahead and got the landline.
by lelaroquais August 15, 2017
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Get the Landline mug.Who the fuck still uses a landline?
by DanTheMan0001 December 8, 2022
Get the Landline mug.The opposite of a grenade launcher, but still is ugly.
The awkwardly skinny ugly chick in a group of hot girls.
Simailar to a grenade, but skinnier.
As mentioned on Jersey Shore by Pauly D.
The awkwardly skinny ugly chick in a group of hot girls.
Simailar to a grenade, but skinnier.
As mentioned on Jersey Shore by Pauly D.
Pauly D - Man, Ronnie is over here hooking up with grenades and landlines.
Guy - I had to take the landline last night, but I got a hot chick later, so it's cool.
Guy - I had to take the landline last night, but I got a hot chick later, so it's cool.
by kostovetsky August 3, 2010
Get the Landline mug.(n.)An individual's personal phone number. Excludes non personal telephone numbers, and social media messaging.
by ShottyBum204 April 19, 2018
Get the Landline mug.Someone you have been friends with since back when people communicated via the green rotary phone in your grandma’s house.
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