"Franklined" is having one of your friends' try to hit on any female friend, ex girl friend, or sister of the people in your social group, even though he already has a grilfriend. This is normally done via text msg, myspace, facebook. It is usually done behind the back of the friends and normally results in rejection, but your friend will try and tell you hes in.

Mark: Hey Josh, you and that chick are getting pretty close now?
Josh: Yeah but Tom fucking franklined me, he found out that chicks myspace and now constantly tries to get with her even after she deleted and blocked him. He never meets women of his own.
Mark: No shit!? My ex just msged me and said he was doing the same thing to her, fucking franklined!

Tom (facebook wall): Hey gorgeous, i saw you last night in the club im friends with that guy you met and saw your facebook. So wanna hook up or what? Give me your number, better yet, come to movies this weekend.
Joshes sister: Oi fuck off im not interested.

Franklined by Josh Tanner May 11, 2009

Franklin Furnace

A sexual move to be used on a female, named after the shitty town in Ohio. It requires the following props: a lit candle, Franklin brand batting glove, and electric blanket set to "high."

The man, preferably unshowered for at least 7 days, and woman engage in 69. At the moment of his climax (hers doesn't matter), a number of events occur: 1) he rips a juicy fart, 2) he pulls the electric blanket over her head, 3) he sticks the lit candle in her ass, 4) he puts his Franklin-clad thumb in her throbbing womanhood, and 5) enjoys the throes of his triumphant ejaculation.

Warning: for advanced level lovers only!

Ronnie:"Salty, ever given a girl the Franklin Furnace?"

Salty:"No, I'm not cool like Jason and Ronnie"

Franklin Furnace by Saltycock January 7, 2017

Franklin Wine Cooler

An alcoholic beverage made by mixing cheap red wine and orange soda. Usually Carlo Rossi Burgundy wine. Originated in Franklin, Massachusetts.

"Hey kid, swing by Anne's Market and grab some wine and orange soda. Franklin wine coolers tonight!"

Franklin Wine Cooler by Abar42 July 23, 2015

Franklinator

Noun: A weapon consisting of a stick or club with a dangerous animal, most commonly a badger, tied to the hitting end.

In order to repel the burglars, William fetched his Franklinator, and beat them viciously.

Franklinator by Cryuga September 25, 2011

the franklin 500

2.3 mile loop in Franklin, Massachusetts. Popular in the 1990s by high school students to meet up and find out where everybody was getting drunk

"Let's go cruise the Franklin 500 and find out where everybody is getting fucked up tonight"

the franklin 500 by doubledown10 May 19, 2016

Franklining

The process of getting many, many women pregnant; Popularized by Benjamin Franklin.

Ross: Hey Connor did you know that Benjamin Franklin was getting head when his kite got struck by lightning?
Connor: Yeah bro, He invented Franklining! He made babies errday!

Franklining by Conair23 September 20, 2012

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026