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Franklined 

"Franklined" is having one of your friends' try to hit on any female friend, ex girl friend, or sister of the people in your social group, even though he already has a grilfriend. This is normally done via text msg, myspace, facebook. It is usually done behind the back of the friends and normally results in rejection, but your friend will try and tell you hes in.
Mark: Hey Josh, you and that chick are getting pretty close now?
Josh: Yeah but Tom fucking franklined me, he found out that chicks myspace and now constantly tries to get with her even after she deleted and blocked him. He never meets women of his own.
Mark: No shit!? My ex just msged me and said he was doing the same thing to her, fucking franklined!

Tom (facebook wall): Hey gorgeous, i saw you last night in the club im friends with that guy you met and saw your facebook. So wanna hook up or what? Give me your number, better yet, come to movies this weekend.
Joshes sister: Oi fuck off im not interested.
Franklined by Josh Tanner May 11, 2009

Franklin Furnace 

A sexual move to be used on a female, named after the shitty town in Ohio. It requires the following props: a lit candle, Franklin brand batting glove, and electric blanket set to "high."

The man, preferably unshowered for at least 7 days, and woman engage in 69. At the moment of his climax (hers doesn't matter), a number of events occur: 1) he rips a juicy fart, 2) he pulls the electric blanket over her head, 3) he sticks the lit candle in her ass, 4) he puts his Franklin-clad thumb in her throbbing womanhood, and 5) enjoys the throes of his triumphant ejaculation.

Warning: for advanced level lovers only!
Ronnie:"Salty, ever given a girl the Franklin Furnace?"

Salty:"No, I'm not cool like Jason and Ronnie"
Franklin Furnace by Saltycock January 7, 2017

Franklin Wine Cooler 

An alcoholic beverage made by mixing cheap red wine and orange soda. Usually Carlo Rossi Burgundy wine. Originated in Franklin, Massachusetts.
"Hey kid, swing by Anne's Market and grab some wine and orange soda. Franklin wine coolers tonight!"
Franklin Wine Cooler by Abar42 July 23, 2015

Franklinator

Noun: A weapon consisting of a stick or club with a dangerous animal, most commonly a badger, tied to the hitting end.
In order to repel the burglars, William fetched his Franklinator, and beat them viciously.
Franklinator by Cryuga September 25, 2011

the franklin 500

2.3 mile loop in Franklin, Massachusetts. Popular in the 1990s by high school students to meet up and find out where everybody was getting drunk
"Let's go cruise the Franklin 500 and find out where everybody is getting fucked up tonight"

Franklining

The process of getting many, many women pregnant; Popularized by Benjamin Franklin.
Ross: Hey Connor did you know that Benjamin Franklin was getting head when his kite got struck by lightning?
Connor: Yeah bro, He invented Franklining! He made babies errday!
Franklining by Conair23 September 20, 2012