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italian neologism that means "i really don't care", "i care not".
you can easily translate it with fucksaw or caresaw, but the strong meaning and sound of the talian word is difficult to imitate. so it's a good way to start speaking italian way!
spam fottesega everytime you need, it's absolutely pure pwnage and you're gonna meet lots of italian friends. and fuck lots of italian girls that will admire you for being regardless, charming and proud.

FOTTESEGA: be proud. say it loud
1)
a-"stop drinking! you're already drunk!"
b-"fottesega!"

2)
a-I got 4 GTX580 in sli, now i'm going to crash 3dmark vantage WR
b-fottesega of that lame benchmark

3)
a-stop chatting with your friends on skype and go to bed, tomorrow you have a test
b-mi fottesega, I'll copy from my classmate
fottesega by 7ornado March 26, 2011
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It is the English equivalent of "Iike I care" usually people used in a very low register, this isn't something you would say in formal talk but only with your friends. Sometimes it is used to say we don't care about what others think or say.
1) You're celebrating with your friends in a restaurant and you're being very loud, your friend tells you: keep your voice down men everybody is watching!

You say: Fottesega ( I couldn't care less)

2) you're all going out but someone you don't like particularly is late, you want to leave but your friend tells you : if we don't wait for her she'll be mad at you

You replay: Fottesega!
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7ornado's definition is correct but sega also means wank, not only saw, and we often say "I don't fuck a wank" (I don't give a fuck) hence the translation would be fuckwank, more vulgar than fucksaw.
- Argentina just won the world cup.
- Fottesega, I'm boycotting Qatar2022 for

the violations of human rights in middle orient.
Fottesega by Caibele December 18, 2022
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