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italian neologism that means "i really don't care", "i care not".
you can easily translate it with fucksaw or caresaw, but the strong meaning and sound of the talian word is difficult to imitate. so it's a good way to start speaking italian way!
spam fottesega everytime you need, it's absolutely pure pwnage and you're gonna meet lots of italian friends. and fuck lots of italian girls that will admire you for being regardless, charming and proud.

FOTTESEGA: be proud. say it loud
1)
a-"stop drinking! you're already drunk!"
b-"fottesega!"

2)
a-I got 4 GTX580 in sli, now i'm going to crash 3dmark vantage WR
b-fottesega of that lame benchmark

3)
a-stop chatting with your friends on skype and go to bed, tomorrow you have a test
b-mi fottesega, I'll copy from my classmate
fottesega by 7ornado March 26, 2011
Words you can keep
It is the English equivalent of "Iike I care" usually people used in a very low register, this isn't something you would say in formal talk but only with your friends. Sometimes it is used to say we don't care about what others think or say.
1) You're celebrating with your friends in a restaurant and you're being very loud, your friend tells you: keep your voice down men everybody is watching!

You say: Fottesega ( I couldn't care less)

2) you're all going out but someone you don't like particularly is late, you want to leave but your friend tells you : if we don't wait for her she'll be mad at you

You replay: Fottesega!
Related Words
7ornado's definition is correct but sega also means wank, not only saw, and we often say "I don't fuck a wank" (I don't give a fuck) hence the translation would be fuckwank, more vulgar than fucksaw.
- Argentina just won the world cup.
- Fottesega, I'm boycotting Qatar2022 for

the violations of human rights in middle orient.
Fottesega by Caibele December 18, 2022
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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