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bitch-fortunate 

Something misfortunate that happens that is caused by a bitch.

Often used with the phrase: "a serious of _______ events."
Due to a serious of bitch-fortunate events, Judy and I will be playing wii by ourselves instead of going to that party.
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fortunate son

A person born lucky, such as to a wealthy family.
Used in the popular 1969 Creedence Clearwater Revival "Fortunate Son"
fortunate son by Cdogbox February 5, 2014

Fortunate Son

The song that plays in basically every Vietnam War movie.
When I was fighting in the forest, I heard the sounds of Fortunate Son playing in the background
Fortunate Son by trhrj4tj June 8, 2018

O Fortuna 

The popular intro and outro of Carl Orff's "Carmina Burana." It has been used in popular movies, such as Jackass: The Movie, The Hunt for Red October, and Natural Born Killers. It is widely regarded as one of the most exciting pieces of music ever written and recorded. Known for its apocalyptic tempo, "O Fortuna" remains well-reveared even in today's world.
After Carl Orff had written "O Fortuna", he took an abnormally large, magnificent shit in celebration.
O Fortuna by Josh Y. July 18, 2006

Fortunate Son

The song my Grandpa hates to hear especially when there is a helicopter nearby
Me: Oh, Fortunate Son just came on!

Grandpa: AHHHHHHHHH

Fortunada 

She is either your best friend or your enemy, the type to cook a meal for anyone who is hungry, and also in the type to address any issue face to face.
Taken care of, living life and fortunadaing
Fortunada by Forty Lovin May 6, 2020