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A beautiful last name to the the family of Kaila kadin Jen David Jim the cat and johnny❤️
I can't wait to see the Fortneys tonight
fortney by lovefoodforlife May 1, 2017
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kadin fortney

that boy Kadin Fortney is such a nub
kadin fortney by Kaila ❤️ September 26, 2018
Name, of English descent. Meaning: Strong and reliable
Fortne by A.J. Michaels November 26, 2010
*The name Fordney is a very heartfelt and wholesome name. If you are lucky enough to have this name, you deserve to be praised as a god.

*The 1990 Fordney Revolution is where a mass Fordney population death event commenced and they were all brought back to life. The most prominent Fordney is Daniel Fordney, a math teacher.

*The average Fordney in 1985 died at the age 98, but was only 31 in 1990, which led to the coveted Fordney Revolution.
'Daniel Fordney was born in 1990'
Fordney by Dezzzinator February 10, 2022
small town in texas that used to only have a mcdonalds and a dq. has been growing in the past 5 years and has added stores and more places to eat. beautiful houses and alot of upper middle class and rich people, unless you count those new skanky mesquite and oakcliff people trying to move in. revolves around the football team the jackrabbits. everyone knows eachother and before you can tell someone something stupid you did they already know. the forney po po have no idea what they are doing and will pull you over for walking down the street with a coke in hand. you know those deadly cokes. if your a teen your probably hangin at the food fast parking lot or dq. overall a great place to live though and raise a family.
I saw you at the dq in Forney Texas.
forney by everibodilies October 2, 2008

1990 Fordney Revolution 

The 1990 Fordney Revolution was a very important time for the Fordney Family Tree. In 1985, the average Fordney died at the age of 98, but in 1990 it was only the low age of 31. These were hard times, but since so many Fordnies died at such a young age, many of them were all resurrected. The resurrection ended up resurrecting one of, if not, THE most important Fordney. Daniel Fordney. He is a Math teacher in a near Chicago Suburb, and is one of the Gods in Mahallism. You’re welcome for exposing you to these two MEGA important subjects.
Daniel Fordney was born during the 1990 Fordney Revolution.

förtner 

A person who doesn't get along with others very well, dislikes company, and doesn't like anybody in general.
Guy #1: "Man did you hear about that Förtner, they hate us..."
Guy #2: "Yeah, it sucks"
förtner by Pvp_ July 26, 2018
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