Forkin it
When a woman pee's in a urinal by holding onto the flushing mechanism, and has two friends who hold onto each leg while she aims and streams her flow.
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forkin' it
when you are eating a meal that requires cutting with a knife, but you dont have a knife, and attempt to cut it using the side of your fork. this usually results in frustration and your meal being flattened out.
Johnny: yo, whats up with your chicken? it looks like someone dropped a fat guy on it.
Bob: nah, i didnt have a knife, so i tried forkin' it.
Bob: nah, i didnt have a knife, so i tried forkin' it.
forkin' it by Jezuz Munky May 17, 2008
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stick a fork in it
1. To be done, finshed or over.
v. "Stick a fork in me"
In reference to a piece of meat or sausage, whereby one sticks a fork in it to test if it is properly cooked.
v. "Stick a fork in me"
In reference to a piece of meat or sausage, whereby one sticks a fork in it to test if it is properly cooked.
stick a fork in it by Archon March 21, 2004
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stick a fork in it by eugene February 7, 2004
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forcin it by goonGballer May 1, 2009
Stick a fork in it
Indicating a losing or lost cause, with origins in the cooking practice of sticking a fork in meat to determine when done. Also "put a fork in me," "stick a fork in you."
“Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in it!”
Stick a fork in it by sensitivitytothings May 4, 2008
put a fork in it
“Put a fork in it, you’re done.” David Spade, SNL Weekend Update; in reference to actor Erik Estrada’s career.
put a fork in it by Jardinero001 March 25, 2022
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