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Forgetion

A form of forgetting something
Or Not knowing after learning
I don’t know about forgetion
by Heeccceerr May 18, 2018
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forgeticus

a spell used to make the person at which it is directed forget the thing they experienced, often used after fucked up sex
Harry: I learned that little move from Ron
Hermione: What!?
Harry: Forgeticus!
by deadheadrik August 17, 2009
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Forgetting the Alamo

a crime in the State of Texas that is punishable by branding of the Alamo into the ass of the condemned (lest he forget the Alamo again).
Judge, I will actually suck your dick if you let me off with probation for forgetting the Alamo. It’ll never happen again!
by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover July 31, 2019
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I know I'm forgetting something

A gut feeling you get when you're about to leave to go somewhere. You know you're forgetting something essential to your trip/destination but can't immediately place your finger on it.

The feeling is strange and based mostly on intuition, similar to deja vu. If you get this feeling, you may be tempted to dismiss it as a delusion, but after a short period of time something will trigger your memory and you will remember what it is you forgot. To avoid any inconveniences, the best thing to do when you get this feeling is to run through a mental or physical checklist on what you have packed and what you haven't.

This notion made an appearance in the 1990 family movie, Home Alone, when the main character, Kevin, is forgotten at home by his parents on their Christmas vacation to France.
Joe: "You ready for this trip to Amsterdam?"
Brett: "Hell yes, the only problem is that I know I'm forgetting something, but I can't think of what it is."
Joe: "Oh, don't worry about it... you probably just forgot to feed the dog."
(3 hours later, when checking in at the airport)
Brett: "Shit! I forgot my passport!"
by chris1152 March 29, 2009
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forgetitis

When your friend always forgets something all the time but you can't hold it against them
Friend #1: "Hey Jen did you remember that piece of paper I wrote for you?"
Friend #2: "Damn it man no the forgetitis is so real today!"
Friend #1:" Thats ok I won't hold it against you or anything..."
by jenniferpiece May 21, 2016
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Wildcat Formation

An offensive formation, generally found in a nightclub or bar, in which three or more cougars strategically position themselves in close proximity to their unsuspecting prey. Derived from the offensive formation used in football.
Zach: Hey bro. Check out your 6 o'clock. Wildcat formation in progress.

Morris: Good eye buddy. Let's order these kitties a saucer of milk.
by super adam October 27, 2009
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forgetitude

To forget a word that you yourself coined.
-Steven Colbert
I can't believe i forgot about truthiness, a word that I coined. There should be a word for that. Forgetitude?
by korndog June 18, 2008
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