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To be incredibly confused... so confused that you have been foncused to not have your mind straight enough to type the word correctly.
*Foncused ... the new confusion..."

Guy: "Omg! are you so drunk that you cant stand up any more and I will have to carry you home on my back!?!?"

Girl: "Honey....? I'm so Foncused.... I thought you were dead already."

(Scene from "My Sassy Girl, Korean")
Foncused by qqkiller July 6, 2008

Being focused on the task at hand

A phrase that your teammates in class tell you when you are writing a Urban Dictionary definition insead of working on the group project
Classmate: You should get off your computer and get back to being focused on the task at hand.
Me: No

focused individual 

Person who is in a relationship. Generally entails extending the 'not cheating' philosophy to pointing out hot girls to their friends, going to strip clubs, watching porn, making sexist jokes, etc. Similar to being whipped but not as derogatory.
"Hey dude, did you see that girl in the bikini?"
"Nah dude, I'm a focused individual"

"You coming to Goldfingers tonight?"
"Are you kidding? I'm a focused individual, remember?"
focused individual by Simbera May 23, 2007

laser focused 

To be so intensely focused to be as centered as a laser beam; to be dead-on balls accurate. To be so accurately centered on target that you can't miss."
" Dude, I was so laser focused, that I couldn' t miss when I scored the winning basket at last night's basketball game!"
laser focused by Teara Nikol February 5, 2016

Focused Vocalist 

Someone who volunteers to sing when surrounded by hot friends (usually when playing rockband) with the objective of getting some sort of action
Jealous Guy 1-"Damn I wish I could sing like Ciaran, he is giving out orgasms over there singing rockband songs"
Jealous Guy 2-"Yeah he seems to be quite the Focused Vocalist"
Jealous Guy 1-"He will be busy tonight"
Jealous Guy 2-"That is for sure"
To be doing something for too long, really into it, or more than usual that your friends just wonder what the fuck are u thinking.
Christian - Yea man I was at the mall for like 6 hours with this chick

Evan - Damn this nigga is FOCCUUUUSED!!
____
Jose - Yo i just spend like 3 G's on my car I love it.
Evan - Damnnn you're FOCUSED on that whip.
focused by E-febbbbb January 25, 2006
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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