Forbess

A person (usually male) who is in a band and exudes an unusual amount of sexuality while performing.

Dude did you see the lead singer of that band? He was totally a Forbess due to the extreme amount of stage presence

Forbess by Son of a Jenkiees June 22, 2008

Instant Forbes

A term used to describe a jackpot of a specified lottery to be over a billion dollars. Hence, the winner of the jackpot will win a billion dollars or more, meaning that they will be added to the Forbes Billionaires List. In a nutshell, their name will instantly be put on Forbes.

"Hey, did you hear that the jackpot is over 1.4 billion dollars today?"

"You bet! That is like Instant Forbes right there!"

Instant Forbes by VMECK July 30, 2016

Foresshian 

When a Russian man catches feelings for a female dog.

That man is a Foresshian for sure.

I was walking around today, and saw a random Foresshian in the streets!

Foresshian by BigFellaMilkPseudonym. May 7, 2020

forbes magazine 

Porn for rich people. An industry magazine where the bourgeoisie elite compare gross figures and share ideas on how to further oppress the proletariat. Often used as a cutting board for cocaine, or rolled up and used to beat the Hispanic maid when she breaks something expensive.

Herbert: "Consuela, did you break my $18,000 crystal statue for Most Racist Employer of 2009?"
Consuela: "Si, senor, lo siento, I --"
*WHACK* *WHACK* *WHACK*
Consuela: "Ay, no!"

Nathan: (reading Forbes Magazine) "I can't wait to use these new marketing techniques to persuade the working class to give me all their money!"
*lays magazine out on table and proceeds to make lines of cocaine with a black American Express card*

forbes magazine by Merriam Chubster December 5, 2013

Colin Forbes 

A Colin Forbes is where a person takes a sex move/position and completely makes up a definition for it that is nowhere close to the real definition. This can only happen if said person has absolutely no idea what they are talking about.

He Colin Forbes'd you yesterday when you asked him what a blumpkin was. According to Colin Forbes, a blumpkin is where you make a hole in a pumpkin and stick your dick inside of it and swing it around to jerk yourself off.

Colin Forbes by JTinAB April 15, 2009

Forbesing 

When you meet a girl for only a week and you fall deeply in love with them, pin them on Snapchat, talk about a future together, and doesn’t leave their side.

“Awe man, he Forbesing for Susanna again”
“The Lion is hunting for a new partner. Hope he doesn’t Forbes it again”

Forbesing by Ryan is a goat 161 February 7, 2023

J Forbes 

when a girl is receiving oral sex and has her period

John was giving Jill a serious helping of oral sex when Jill did a J Forbes right into John's mouth.

J Forbes by CallingYouOut77 August 18, 2010