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Foothands 

A person who can't catch anything. Basically insinuating that the person's hands might as well be feet.
That guy cannot catch. Everything I've thrown to him he has dropped. He's got foothands.
Foothands by Vitruvia March 27, 2009
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Foodhandler 

When person uses food to masterbate
Andrew: hey guys can I borrow that cucumber?
Walter: you're not a foodhandler are you?
Andrew: of course not ;)
Foodhandler by Nerdytits April 25, 2015

duck foot hand 

The figure formed by stretching a rubber glove over the knuckles, creating a webbed-foot like appearance.
"Hey, does this look like a duck foot hand to you?"
duck foot hand by A12345 August 21, 2008

footcandle 

An act in which you shove your toes up the asshole of another. Typically, either one or both of the individuals have a foot fetish.
Take off your socks and give me the footcandle of a lifetime!”
footcandle by Ronald_Swanson March 20, 2024

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026