Foothands 

A person who can't catch anything. Basically insinuating that the person's hands might as well be feet.

That guy cannot catch. Everything I've thrown to him he has dropped. He's got foothands.

Foothands by Vitruvia March 27, 2009

Edward Fortyhands 

A drinking game in which a person has 40s taped or otherwise attached to their hands, and is not allowed to remove them until they are both consumed.
Should result in old-fashioned rowdiness and/or vomiting.

Jessica: "Hey, let's pick up some Hurricanes and play Edward Fortyhands tonight!"

Liz: "Okay, but you better not puke like last time."

Edward Fortyhands by Liz T. January 3, 2007

Shiva Fortyhands 

A drinking game involving taping eight forties to one's body- you may not remove them until all are consumed.

I used to have a friend but he tried Shiva Fortyhands hands and died.

Shiva Fortyhands by sgsdahfgj March 25, 2009

Foodhandler 

When person uses food to masterbate

Andrew: hey guys can I borrow that cucumber?
Walter: you're not a foodhandler are you?
Andrew: of course not ;)

Foodhandler by Nerdytits April 25, 2015

Foothand 

A term used for martial artists where a heel like growth of skin takes form on the bottom side of the hand from breaking bricks and generally hitting way to much shit to often.

Carl: that dude just fricking broke 8 patio bricks to win the tournament.
Lenny: Yeah... thats amazing! He must have some mad foothand going on.

Foothand by acevadercycle October 1, 2007

footcandle 

An act in which you shove your toes up the asshole of another. Typically, either one or both of the individuals have a foot fetish.

“Take off your socks and give me the footcandle of a lifetime!”

footcandle by Ronald_Swanson March 20, 2024