Foodhandler 

When person uses food to masterbate

Andrew: hey guys can I borrow that cucumber?
Walter: you're not a foodhandler are you?
Andrew: of course not ;)

Foodhandler by Nerdytits April 25, 2015

Fridhandler 

a sweet ginger strawberry

what a Fridhandler

Fridhandler by jooby447 March 31, 2009

fundhandler 

Someone raising money on the street, who gets in your way and tries to guilt you into donating. A fundraising panhandler.

I just want to buy an overpriced coffee while staring at my expensive portable electronics. Why won't these fundhandlers leave me alone?

fundhandler by anonymous August 26, 2023