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footballers 

someone typiccaly a male that playes football
is considerd a footballer
omg look at all the hottt footballers!!!!!
footballers by nichole101 June 16, 2007
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Footballers Nipple 

A common injury received when playing football. Occurs when the fabric of the shirt rubs against ones chest whilst running, making ones nipples extremely red and very sore. Worse than a kick in the nuts.
''Oh man, I was at 5's last night and my shirt was too baggy. Running about gave me footballers nipple! Had to walk about with plasters on my tits today like Lady Gaga.''
Footballers Nipple by SORETITS January 19, 2013

Fantasy Footballers 

Three hilarious friends named Andy, Mike, and Jason who host the largest fantasy football podcast. They often have terribly bad fantasy football takes, but they make up for it with Andy's corny jokes, Mike's hyena laugh, and Jason's dry sarcasm. If you ever get to visit their studio in person you might see Brooks' $100,000 Rolex or Jason's 100 signed Kerryon Johnson jerseys. Legend has it that their producer Brooks bought the Footballers first 5,000 podcast subscribers for $10 each, but had to get a refund when the fake followers company accidentally charged Brook's card $10 million, which did not affect his net worth in the slightest, although he still wanted it back to buy his new state of the art ballet studio.

Fans of the Fantasy Footballers are known as the Footclan. Footclan members generally overhype every player the Footballers even mention, such as pushing Clyde Edwards-Helaire into the top 5 ADP in his rookie season or refusing to trade Kerryon Johnson for Patrick Mahomes in dynasty. The average Footclan member is bald, overweight, has a beard, and likes country music - in other words, Jason.
Idiot 1: Did you hear the latest episode of the Fantasy Footballers?
Idiot 2: Yeah man! I'm gonna draft Antonio Gibson at the 1.01 now!
Idiot 1: Same dude! Where's the nearest Little Ceasar's? *turns on country music*

Obscure Footballers 

A game where you try and name them most random but slightly famous player. The mst obscure wins.
Lets play obscure footballers!
"OK, Nadir Belhadj"
"Tony Hibbert"
"Nigel Quashie"
etc.
Obscure Footballers by jakrooster January 15, 2010

Blue Lock footballers

These are the type of individuals that have started playing the sport of football (soccer) again because of the hit 2022 anime/manga series blue lock. they tend to think they can succeed as football players because of the knowloedge they had previously gained from the series.
person 1: "why have you started playing soccer again? you last played it back in middle school. Are you one of those blue lock footballers?"
person 2: "How does that matter? I think ill be the next Messi."

bellevue west footballers

The sexiest, hard hitting ballers to ever grace the no-mad wastelands they call Nebraska!! Thunderbirds will stomp, fly over, and drop kick your ass like a nasty bird on a freshly washed combine!!!
Bellevue west footballers also known as shot callers, Picking up pieces of the fallers that dare to hollaa !
Me: I’ve fallen and can’t get up!!
911: Bellevue west is on the way!

footballistically 

Word coined by Arsene Wenger, manager of Arsenal FC football club of London, England. Footballistically is used to mean

1. in terms of football (the actual action of playing)

2. football-wise
Footballistically, Arsenal are a better team than Manchester United!

Theo Walcott, has improved footballistically!
footballistically by presiDizzle November 17, 2007
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I hit a real purple patch.

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