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Fooker, Fookers, Fookered

1. Bike pedals from Amazon. Knock offs of RaceFace Chester mountain bike pedals.

2. A way of saying you failed something in mountain biking terms
“Time to shred with my new Fookers”

“Aww man I really fookered that jump
Fookers by Fookerman5808 May 23, 2018
Words you can keep
When addressing people on Facebook. Usually people say "Good Morning Facebook", OR "Good night face book", OR "hello facebookers"

So for the lazy few out there, Fookers is a joining of Face Book and ERS... makes for one easy, roll off your tongue simple way to adress everyone with out having to type all those pesky letters.
Good Morning Fookers...
Happy Friday Fookers....

To all my fookers, I would like to say __________
Fookers by thedish February 4, 2010
The way of saying Fuckers, but used by the ones with less intelligence.
Get out of our server, you fookers!
Fookers by ShadowRaven July 15, 2003
Fookers -- After all they say in a certain line of work a honeytrap is a right of passage. What better name for Asian prostitutes than Yin Li and KiKi. After after studying the Tao you win with the Yin the Female force and Li is Confucius for social institution. Ki or Qi is an essential element for Nei Jing, QiGong, Feng Shui and Reiki. Once you take the Fooker home because you are so smart and refused to work for an agency the Fooker will suggest the Chinese Basket. After all the Chinese Basket is a sexual harness in which you get to have sex with a women while she is suspended in air.

Air is one of the five primal elements associated with intelligence.

Cross is spelt C R OSS, or See Our OSS and the OSS created the CIA, the CIA is a conundrum is it Central Intelligence Agency or is it Counter Intelligence Agency. The Air Force is a completely independent Agency and does not have to report to the others.

Fookers are closely associated with the honeytrap, and honeytraps are very closely associated to the badger game.
Fookers -- You go to bar and meet Yin Li and Kiki two hot Asian women and being a man like Eddie Murphy says all men are pigs they are low by nature you take them home. Just like Austin Powers when he me Fukmi and Fuku.

Strawberry Daifuku is a really Japanese dish. Fookers Yin Li and Kiki are actually very well educated Yin has spiritual connotations as does Li, and as does Qi or Ki. There are ways to make people learn something they do not want to learn.
Fookers by RustlerHustler December 6, 2011

Slapper Fockers 

A slapper focker is an irish term usually used when at rage. It means failing at something when you try harded your best.
DaithiDeNogla: *misses shot in Golf It* DAMN.. SLAPPER FOCKERS!
Slapper Fockers by kilobyteLol August 5, 2018

Fookermooker 

To poo in a cup and dump it upon a potato and proceeding to throw said potato at a passing boat.
God dammit bobathan fookermookered me
Fookermooker by Juice master69420 October 31, 2022
The nice way to call someone a fucker.
"Shut the fook up you fookin' fooker!" - Man yelling at his neighbor.
fooker by SuperSonicX September 18, 2005
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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